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Cik Panda Ting Tong

Bersama bodyguard Cik Panda, Cik Pah dan Cik Meow
Kadang-kadang jadi hot stuff ni susah jugak sebenarnya. Susah sebab kita tidak tau apa niat orang yang datang berkawan dengan kita. 

 Instead of actually knowing the person that you are, they are more interested in your physical apperance. Very direct to the point is, they just wanted to get into your panties.

 I can tell you that, 70% of guys who approached or befriended me are those with that kind of intention.

 Penat tau tak Cik Panda nak tapis, nak interview sorang2. Tapi setelah bertahun pengalaman, gerak hati Cik Panda semakin tajam dalam menilai niat seseorang lelaki tersebut. 

 Nak dijadikan cerita, si retis ni rupanya pun sama jugak macam kebanyakkan lelaki dalam Tinder. Read about him HERE first.

 So he called again for the second time the other day and we talked for an hour. But it was well...how do I put this..Uols faham2 sendiri la.  

 Gituhhhhh. So nope. Anda gagal ujian Cik Panda. Tapi Cik Panda layankan sebab suara dia romantik sangat. Aww wawauuu

 And then this personal trainer who wanted to be my private trainer and ask loads of questions about my boobs. Read about him HERE.

 Rupanya sama jugak macam jantan lain.

 He was always asking me to go to the gym where he worked as he wanted to measure and see my body posture etc. The place is quite far and I'm not free till the end of the month. So the other day I told him this

 "I boleh datang gym you tapi I kena bawak kawan I la.Dia familiar area tu plus dia pun member gym tu"

 "Ohh boleh. Gurl ke kawan u?"

 "Guy."

 "Oh tak boleh. I block kad dia nanti dia kena duduk diam2 kat luar"

 "Kenapa tak boleh? Apa salah kawan I tu? Mana I pergi dia pun kena ada. Dia bodyguard I. "

 "Tak boleh tak boleh. Nak measure kita dua je."

 "Ada masalah ke kalau nak measure depan kawan i? Kalau u betul2 ikhlas nak tolong I improve my body, it doesn't matter kan kalau kawan i ada ke takde kan?"
Lepas tu semalam Cik Panda tanya dia apa tu compound training. So basically it's a workout (squat, deadlifts and chest press) that works both major and minor muscle. I cakap la I reti buat squat je. 

 "Takpe. I boleh ajar you."

 "ye? Tapi you tau kan I kena bawak kawan I sekali. You ajar I tapi dia pergi work out sendiri la."

 Terus krik krik takda reply sampai sekarang I tell chuuuu. 

 Haaaa nampak tak permainan dia disitu? Macam lah Cik Panda tak tau kan apa dia nak. Elehhh. 

Cik Pah dan Cik Meow marah menyumpah-yumpah. Whoever that wants to approach me have to go through Cik Pah and Cik Meow. Nasib baik bodyguard Cik Panda caring, penyayang dan sado.

 Eh?!!!!

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