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Friday Feels: Patut Tak Kalian Mengamuk Bila Ada Perempuan Lain Bagi Emoji Love Di Sosial Media Pasangan Kalian? It's Friday people. TGIF!  Kita kasi topik chillex ala-ala Dr Love sikit lah sempena hari Jumaat kan.  Sebenarnya sis jarang dahlah nak cerita pasal relationship-relationship ni banding dulu-dulu masa aktif dunia dating, sebab rasa diri dah tua kan.  Kertu gitu haruskah bercinta ala-ala style remaja hormon kurang stabil?  Sis dah tak koserrrr ye. I'm too old and tired for the drama.  But anyway, cerita ni bukan cerita iols tau. Ianya diinspirasikan oleh kawan sis. Kawan I ni seorang gadis yang pemalu, yang menjaga batas pergaulan. Seorang yang agak berahsia pasal hal peribadi dia dan bukan senang dia nak bukak cerita melainkan bila dia rasa dah terbeban sangat.  Sebenarnya tak pernah pun dia cerita hal hubungan peribadi selama kenal dia. Nak dijadikan cerita, weols bersembang and dia cerita yang dia baru baik dari rasa tak sihat.  "Saya rasa...

Betul Ka Suami Orang Ni Kebanyakkannya Miang? Sis terima satu friend request daripada seorang lelaki di salah satu platform media sosial.  Aik pelik. Dari mana pulak mamat ni nampak profile iols sebab takde mutual friends langsung.  Melihatkan kepada profile picture lelaki tersebut bersama seorang perempuan, ternyatalah dia suami orang.  Iols pun siasat profile dia kerana ingin tahu siapa lelaki ini. Kebetulan pula profilenya tidak private. Dalam page dia, seringkali dipaparkan gambar isteri (isterinya muda lagi dan cantik, air muka sangat keibuan) dan anak-anaknya seramai 3 orang. Yang sulung, seorang perempuan, mungkin berusia dalam 10-12 tahun.  Caption pula seolah-olah sangat penyayang dan menghargai keluarganya itu. Iols pun approve sahaja tanpa fikir apa-apa. Mungkin dia hanya nak meluaskan lingkungan sosial. Mungkin juga hanya untuk networking atau bisnes. Tiba-tiba si lelaki ini private message pula. Laju nau buat kerja? "Thank you CPPS. Nice ...

Salam sejahtera, salam satu Malaysia, salam perpaduan dan selamat menunaikan ibadah puasa kepada rakan taulan, pembaca-pembaca yang beragama Islam. Bulan puasa ini dimohon jangan puaka sangat Cik Pandaporet takpe la uols, memang azali berpuaka.  So what happened after the last entry? adakah masih gigih bertinder dan ngedate? No no no. Cik Panda dalam sebulan tu bagaikan dilanda ribut, jiwa kacau, terasa seperti sudah menopause. At one point, I was really sad and feeling shitty. My bodyguards voiced their concern and urged me to tell them what's wrong with me. I just don't know how or what to say. So, Cik Panda pun tutup lampu, berjalan perlahan-lahan ke arah esbok, lalu duduk di belakang esbok until I'm ready to face the world again. So when I got out from behind esbok, I went on a date with this guy who I clicked with immediately. And the fact that he's a rich man's son who drove Mercedez Hatchback is definitely a bonus. heh. Begini rasanya naik k...

Kayuh basikal pakai high heels. Ko mampu?? Ternyata kepuakaan tidak mengira jantina, umur, bangsa atau darjat.  Cik Pandamanda Tinderella bukan saja proaktif bertinder malah telah mempengaruhi beberapa makhluk kesepian untuk download dan aktif bertinder, termasuk adik iols yang agak dibawah umur. (ampunkan saya mak) Best apa Tinder. Boleh kenal ramai orang baru, meluaskan lingkaran sosial. Networking katanya. You"ll never know, your tinder friend could be your future husband  business partner.  It's full of potential and possibilities. 2 weeks ago was my most hectic week of socializing. I was seriously drained out. Pecah rekod Cik Panda The Introvert I tell chu. In a week, I went on 3 Tinder dates. It was just coffee and chat but I felt exhausted. It started like this. On Monday, I clocked out of work at 4, met H for coffee and chat at 5.30pm. He was...a bit on the quiet side. And uncharacteristically, I turned into a chatter. While with H, S texted and sa...

Sudah berkurun lama rasanya Cik Pandamanda Tinderella tidak mengedate Tinder ni. Dalam 6 bulan jugak la kot. Bukanlah takde jejans yang mengajak tetapi kengkonon I thought I have found someone decent and I wanted to change, I wanted to respect this "relationshit" or person by not flirting around.  Ada sedikit kebodohan rasa disitu ye. Cik Panda masih lagi la menswipe Tinder tu tapi chatting bila boring je. It's only for chatting and get to know friends. So ada la seorang mamat ni, A, who I matched with quite sometime ago but it was just a hi hi bye bye and so so conversation so I did not think much about it.  Then 2 weeks ago, he said Hi and we started chatting again. It was very pleasant chatting with him. I was very skeptical because he's so young! He's only 23. Freelance personal trainer katanya. I'm like "what's this BOY wanted from me?" Uols tau la kan, bebudak muda ni apa la dia ada, apa dia nak dari seseorang perempuan yang ...

Sejak dua menjak ni Cik Panda risau dengan diri sendiri. Dulu Cik Panda a.k.a mak hayam a.k.a Tinderella kan selalu hupdate cerita-cerita mangsa/anak ikan terbaru. Misadventure mak hayam katanya. Hari-hari dan malam-malam Cik Panda tidak pernah lekang daripada drama jejantan yang mewater-colourkan hidup Cik Panda. The good and the bad Setiap minggu Cik Panda berdating dengan anak ikan yang berlainan. Sampai Cik Meow keluar statement berbaur iri hati "Bestnye jadi you. tiap minggu bertukar jantan jeeee. Sampai I tak boleh keep up dah yang mana." Jeles le tu. Itu zaman kegemilangan Tinder uols. Di masa Tinder masih hangat-hangat pisang goreng cheese. Dimana dalam Tinder berlambak jantan helok, bagai cendawan tumbuh lepas hujan. Swipe kanan woww biceps besar, swipe lagi wowww senyuman manis, swipe lagi pergghhh mata kuyu mengundang. Sekarang Tinder dah sendu. Sedehhhh. Gersang macam gurun.  Cik Panda boleh cakap, 80% jantan dalam Tinder semua tak boleh pakai. ...

Cik Panda ramai kenalan. Straight, gay, lesbian, biseksual, transgender, ayam, itik, kucing etc. Macam-macam la. Pendek kata semua ada.  I have no problem with being friends with people whose sexual orientation are different than mine. To me, at the deepest core, we are all human who wants to love and be loved. In fact, Cik Panda suka berkawan dengan gay sebab diorang tak bernafsu dengan Cik Panda yang hot and gojes mojes ni.  So they alls tak heran pun kalau Cik Panda berbogel depan they alls.  Sebaliknya bersedialah untuk dilahar. "Ko ni dah kenapa nak berbogel bagai. Ko ingat ko cantik?!" Jika mempunyai kawan gay harus pandai menangkis kutukan/laharan kerana kebanyakkan mereka adalah mulut laser.  Umur yang meningkat dengan soalan "BILA NAK KAHWIN?" bagai aur dengan tebing.  Nok X selalu suruh Cik Panda kahwin cepat, buat la anak cepat, kahwin lah cepat setiap kali nampak baby yang comel.  Setiap kali Cik Panda dating/jumpa mangsa b...

This past 2 weeks certainly has been very very very overwhelming for me. From house hunting to dealing with agent to packing and moving in between working. Some might ask to cut down my gym time. FYI, I only went to the gym once this week and if I don't, Cik Panda meroyan tau tak. I'll be cranky and grumpy. We are yet to settle as there are too many things to pack and throw away. Banyak barang-barang di rumah tu barang peninggalan kawan-kawan or ex-housemate.  Dear people, be kind to your friends.  If you are going back for good, please settle all your things and don't leave it with your friends. Unless they ask for it, just send it back or throw it away. Jangan kasi semak rumah kawan-kawan kamu tu.  Honestly, these past few days I felt so alone as I have to do most things myself. Friends who are able to help are occupied at the moment with family matters. I have no one but to depend on my other friends and colleagues for help.  Kamu bayangkan macam mana...

Menurut kamus Bahasa Kay-El, Poyo bererti Proud Of Your Own. Seseorang yang poyo adalah  "Seseorang yang berwatakan luar dari norma orang biasa seperti merasakan diri-sendiri bagus, suka temberang dan bercakap luar dari kenyataan" Cik Panda tipu. Sebenarnya Cik Panda belum insaf sepenuhnya. Masih lagi gigih menswipe Tinder cuma sejak akhir-akhir ni kurang sikit.  So mamat ni, H, dah lama match dgn Cik Panda tapi tak pernah jumpa. Chat pun jarang. Tiba-tiba sejak dua menjak ni rajin pulak dia tegur. Cik Panda layankan je la uols. Bak kata orang rezeki jangan ditolak kan? Dia ajak keluar beberapa kali tapi iols kan selalu busy. Ye la, kalau nak date dengan Cik Panda kena booking 3 days in advance. So dia selalu kena reject. Part of the reason why I'm a bit reluctant was even from text messaging, he has that poyo vibe. If you know what I mean.  At one time, he was talking (bragging) about the difference between Japanese, Korean and Chinese girls. How Koreans a...

Yes. This is the story of my misadventures /misfortunes which "Oh Shit Man!!!" is always the best response. The other day, I went shopping for bikinis and I was trying on a few different sizes. With each try, I got more and more depressed.  Yes, as I become fitter, my cup size reduced. My usual cup size does not fit anymore. It's too loose! OH SHIT MAN. Where's my boobs? OH SHIT MAN And the other day, when I got home, my housemate told me the plaster ceiling in my room collapsed.  OH SHIT MAN.  I consider myself lucky because it collapsed when I'm not at home. Imagine what would happen if it collapse while I'm sleeping?  The amazing thing is it does not fall on my wardrobe and shelf full of beauty products but instead landed on the floor. Now I have to find a new house to rent sebelum Cik Panda kena timbus siling. Cik Pah dan Cik Meow menganjing Cik Panda. Burried and still looking cute uolssss. Cik Panda harus lah lagi kiut "You ba...

What it's like to be a serial dater? It must be all fun and games right?  Different people to meet, different guys to flirt with, different places to go. Yeah right. After a while it gets boring and it's all the same this dating game. You can say I'm jaded at the moment.  So what happens to all these guys I dated? Nothing happened after a while. That's the problem. After some time, it sizzles then the flame died.  And you have to start all over again with a different person. I lost contact with most of them anyway. Even my best date  ends up with nothing.  Well, we do workout a few times together, we become kinda platonic but that is until he suddenly falls off the face of the earth. He can't be reached. Probably dead in a ditch somewhere. Tipu la kalau cakap Cik Panda tak kecewa atau sedih, Cik Panda walaupun seorang mak hayam, tetap seorang gadis yang berhati lembut. Gituu kan.  Tapi tak apa la uols, bak kata Cik Pah "Kita kan diva. Kalau...