I have no problem with being friends with people whose sexual orientation are different than mine. To me, at the deepest core, we are all human who wants to love and be loved.
In fact, Cik Panda suka berkawan dengan gay sebab diorang tak bernafsu dengan Cik Panda yang hot and gojes mojes ni.
So they alls tak heran pun kalau Cik Panda berbogel depan they alls.
Sebaliknya bersedialah untuk dilahar.
"Ko ni dah kenapa nak berbogel bagai. Ko ingat ko cantik?!"
Jika mempunyai kawan gay harus pandai menangkis kutukan/laharan kerana kebanyakkan mereka adalah mulut laser.
Umur yang meningkat dengan soalan "BILA NAK KAHWIN?" bagai aur dengan tebing.
Nok X selalu suruh Cik Panda kahwin cepat, buat la anak cepat, kahwin lah cepat setiap kali nampak baby yang comel.
Setiap kali Cik Panda dating/jumpa mangsa baru, Nok X akan cakap
"Cik Panda cepatlah kahwin dengan dia."
Uols, bukan I tak nak kahwin. Siapa yang sengaja lambat-lambat kahwin. Kalau ada calon yang sesuai, 10 tahun lepas lagi Cik Panda dah kahwin. Kita kalau kahwin bukan untuk sehari dua, kalau boleh nak seumur hidup.
Apa alasan untuk kahwin cepat-cepat?
Sebab umur semakin meningkat. Nanti tak laku, dah tua kerepot, ovari dan telur dah kering dan layu?
Umur kalau 50 pun, kalau pandai jaga diri, silap-silap anak ikan umur 23 tahun pun boleh terpikat uols.
Kahwin lambat susah dapat anak?
Itu rezeki yang Tuhan nak bagi. Kalau kahwin umur 16 tahun pun kalau belum rezeki tak dapat lagi anak.
Cinta, nafsu serakah bukan alasan yang kukuh untuk kahwin. Semua orang pun nak kahwin kalau boleh tapi berapa ramai yang betul-betul bertanggungjawab, sedia pikul tanggungjawab sebagai suami/isteri/ibu-bapa/menantu?
Itu belum bukak cerita pasal kewangan.
Menjawab kepada soalan orang ramai bila Cik Panda nak kahwin,
"I'm happy where I am at the moment, single or not. I've got a job that can support my lifestyle, I can travel to see the world, I can go anywhere without having to ask permission or report to anyone. That person has got to be f****** amazing to be able to change my mind about marriage, to be able to convince me that being married to him would make my life better than it is now."
I'm not looking for someone perfect. Just someone who is willing to make the relationship/marriage work, responsible and reliable but also have a sense of humour because life ain't easy all the time, we need to be able to laugh through the bad times.
To me, marriage is like a ship where the husband is the captain and wife is the co-captain, team player with their own role.
Captain has got to be able to stay and steer the ship even when the sea is raging, supported by the co. Not someone who jumps the ship at the slightest sight of storm. At times when the captain is weak or needed support, the co-captain comes in.
That's why you also need a strong co-captain. If both jump ship, that's when the ship sinks.
Cik Panda tanya NOk X balik.
"Nok, ko cepatlah buat anak."
"habis tu mak nak pinjam p*** siapa nak buat anak? Tapi kan mak takut dengan p*** la. EEEeeee takutlah! Ye la, walaupun mak ni keluar dari p*** jugak, tapi kalau kahwin pastu jumpa p*** still takut jugak. Ehh budak perempuan yang mak minat tu kan dah tunang la nok."
"Tu la. Dia tunggu ko lama sangat. taste pulak dengan pompuan kan. Tadi kata takut p***. Kalau ko kahwin nanti reti ke? Tau ke apa nak buat?"
"Ehh reti la nok!"
"Jangan call aku tengah malam tanya macam mana sudahhh."
"CHOIII!!!!"
Ntah reti ke idoookkkkk.
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