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Sis ni bukan apa rajin pergi gym, selain nak bersenam, iols juga suka mencuci mata.

Bukan setakat mencuci mata dengan jantan helok (I'm still hoping sebab gym iols pegi tu SENDUU), sis juga suka melihat gegadis yang fefeeling gedik dengan bermacam fesyen di gym tu.

Biasanya gegadis newbie ni macam cendawan. Muncul sekejap di kala azam baru masih utuh yakni di awal tahun atau selepas perayaan di mana memasing nak kurus. 

Tunggulah 2 bulan kemudian langsung tak nampak batang hidung ataupun buttcheeks. Eh?

Sebenarnya salah satu benda Cik Panda nak cerita pasal butt cheeks.

Butt cheeks are absolutely NO NO except at the pool or beach when you are in your swimsuit. 

Cik Panda tak jealous la uols sebab Cik Panda tak hingin pun nak ada bontot yang jelly welly tu. ZAssssss

So hari tu ada sorang minah ni baru 1st time iols nampak kat gym, tengah workout dengan bopren dia la gitu. Pakai sports bra je dengan really short shorts yang menampakkan butt cheeks.

Butt cheeks saying howdy. Yup. I was faced with this
Homaigwaddddd.

Butt cheeks are gross. Period.

Okay and then there is another lady who wore the same outfit every time she's at the gym, super tight tank top which can barely contain her boobs. 

And she's on the chubby side. 



Yup. This was how she dressed
Can you imagine how she zumba with that attire and without proper support for her boobs? I'm surprised her boobs didn't slap her face when she zumba. 

And there was one time she was working out with a high-heeled Nike sneaker.

Kau mampuu??

Minah boobies ni selalu workout dengan bopren dia. And sometimes she was doing the same weight as the man but in poor form and grunting and moaning throughout the set. 

Kau ghase macam porn tak?

Entahlah, meremang bulu roma sis dengar dia mengerang urghhh urghhh tu. Iols tak tau la apa pulak pandangan lelaki kan. 

Cik Panda perasan yang body cantik kebanyakkan tak menunjuk. There is this one lady who I think is going for competition, lean and muscular with 4 packs but when she workout, she is always covered.

Bukan la macam hadek-hadek menggeleber fefeeling tu.

And there are those who exercised with full face make up complete with coloured lenses and fake lashes, hair down.

macam mana uols boleh bersenam dengan rambut panjang mengurai macam tu?!

And they don't even break a sweat!



You would think guys are more decently dressed. Yes but there are a few exceptions. 

There are guys who wore tights tighter than mine with a cartoon t-shirt doing their stretching and you can see the outline of their balls. 

Wuuuu balls ~

And there are guys who wear super short shorts you wonder if it works as their underwear too. 

Sis mampu tersenyum sinis dan berkata dalam hati "Kau ingat kau shanteeekkk?!"

And some of them gave me the death stare. I wonder why. Tidak pernah nampak perempuan cantik ka? Ishhh.

If you want to entertain yourself by finding out about the worst people at the gym, read THIS, THIS, THIS.

These are all true stories. I can guarantee that.

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  1. Time is going very fast .so maintain the healthy food like banana bread recipeand cake food. Maintain the yoga.

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