Cik Panda tak tau la kenapa.
Semakin maju teknologi, semakin bodoh sombong.
Nak dijadikan cerita, satu pagi ni iols berjalan berlenggang balik dari beli breakfast sebelum masuk kerja. Tiba-tiba seorang lelaki dalam lingkungan usia 20-30an yang extremely obese dari jauuuuhhhhhhhh dah tegur iols.
Dia bawak beg gym, sambil berpeluh-peluh dan tercunggah-cunggap macam tak cukup nafas. Iols assume la dia baru balik dari morning workout.
"eh you got sell weight loss pills right? you got the pills in strips like panadol or not? I want those below RM90 only but very good one. I need to lose weight la. Nak naik tangga pun susah sekarang."
Haaa. Nampak tak kenapa Cik Panda cakap dia puaka?
Tahniah la sebab dia bersenam nak lose weight tu (which I just assume based on his gym bag) tapi part puaka bila nak lose weight, nak cepat nak bagus tapi nak murah and banyak pulak demand.
Malas la iols nak consult tengah-tengah mall macam tu kan. Ingat weols ni kaunter weight loss bergerak ke? Ni siapa nak buat opening, nak cleaning, nak siapkan report. Jam pula dah menunjukkan 9.50am.
"Kita ada banyaaakkk jenis weight loss poduct sir. You can come over to the outlet our staff can recommend based on your needs."
"Ehh but you got or not like candy one? I don't want expensive one. I want RM90 and below and very effective one."
"Sir, you just come to the outlet, easier for me to show you what we have. It's at this floor."
So few days later, dia datang la cakap benda yang sama. Kebetulan iols tengah busy masa tu so orang lain la yang attend dia. Predictably, he went out without buying anything. The consultation probably only lasted 2 minutes.
"Dia nak apa tu yang?"
"Ala, nak lose weight tapi nak supplement yang macam candy. dah tu nak yang cepat tapi nak murah."
Tiba-tiba "TINGGG!" kat kepala Cik Panda
Customer ni pernah masuk sebelum ni. Masa tu dia tengah minum setin coca-cola, waddled into the shop and asked to see a fast and effective weight loss product.
Colleagues iols selamba je "Sir you want fast? Please throw away your coke now."
"Ohh I'm having an headache la...that's why I drink coke."
Kepala hotak dia.
He is at the point of being breathless even from walking on flat ground and yet still in so much denial. People are trying to help him but if he himself doesn't want to help himself, what's the point of asking for help?
The same story goes to people who came in asking for advise and solutions but not opening their mind and heart, degil jugak nak ikut understanding sendiri tapi kemudian hari cakap produk kita tak jalan, tak berkesan.
HANJ!
Mamat ni masuk la nak carik for energy. Always feel so lethargic, tired, no appetite. Dah buat medical check up, everything okay. Doctor say everything is fine.
"What do you have for energy ah? Why ah do you think no energy no appetite like that?"
Ehh kalau doctor and medical check up pun tak boleh nak detect any abnormality, uols ingat nutritionist/sales person cabuk macam weols ni boleh diagnose apa doctor tak boleh diagnose ke?
Weols bagi la jawapan diplomatik
" If your medical check up is fine, then you can be assured it's not because of illness. These are very general symptoms. It could be because of stress, emotionally and psychologically, or maybe you are depressed. A lot of factors. Sometimes it's also because your body lack of nutrients."
And macam biasa kita bagi la macam-macam solutions from the very basic to the more advance ones.
And usually supplements work in synergy. No one nutrient is going to solve all.
Kita recommend multivits, diingatnya multivits cikai, kita recommend benda lain, lain pulak alasan dia.
Kita suruh makan 3 biji sehari, dikatanya banyak sangat, leceh sangat. Nak ambik satu je sehari. Dah tu kalau tak berkesan dikatanya produk menipu.
Puaka tak manusia macam ni?
You want us to help you but you yourself don't want to put in the effort.
How?
Pergi bunuh diri sekarang!
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