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French Fries Kangkang (Puaka?)


Susulan kepada cerita tart nanas kangkang, wujud pulak cerita french fries kangkang (puaka?)

Sekarang baru iols faham perasaan hakak cleaner tu uols.

Nak dijadikan cerita, pada suatu malam ketika Cik Panda berseorangan menjaga outlet di mall yang agak sunyi, masuklah seorang lelaki ke dalam kedai.

Macam biasa la iols greet la kan.

Tetiba dia kenyit mata kat iols. Eh dia ni dah kenapa? ingat dia handsome la main kenyit-kenyit mata macam tu kan.

Cik Panda dah rasa takut sikit. Ye la, dah la iols sorang, kat luar pulak sunyi dan macam-macam kes pukau, curi jadi kat retail staff perempuan kan. 

Iols pulak berpura-pura jadi macam akak sado, yakin ja walaupun hati ada sedikit gundah gulana.

Dia datang borak-borak, konon nak tunggu cukup time nak gi tengok movie. Tanya itu tanya ini. Tanya Cik Panda orang mana. Menggatal lah tuuu.

Sebelum dia keluar, dia sempat tanya iols nak makan ayam goreng tak (Texas Chicken sebelah je). Gila engkau?! mestilah iols cakap taknak kan.

Padahal kalau dia offer bagi Iphone mungkin iols boleh consider la.

Cik Panda ingatlah cerita tu tu habis kat situ.

5 minit kemudian dia masuk balik and bagi french fries dari Texas Chicken kat iols.

Makanya iols berpura-pura tak nak konon tapi dia insist. Ambik je la kan. Rezeki.

Kawan-kawan Cik Panda bermulut puaka pulak cakap

"Nok. sebelum ko makan tu ko baca doa dulu. kot-kot la dia kangkang fries tu. Tapi kalau lepas makan fries tu you jadi pelik, weols bawak you berubat kat darul syifa."

Choiiiiii

Tapi okay la kan iols rasa takut sebab dia lelaki. Manalah tau dia nak memiliki iols dengan cara ilmu-ilmu. Yang hakak cleaner tu pulak kenapa nak takut? 

Dia ingat iols ni lesbian ke?

Matilanakkkkk!

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