Why Crazy Is Better Than Beautiful

Salam sejahtera, salam satu Malaysia, salam perpaduan dan selamat menunaikan ibadah puasa kepada rakan taulan, pembaca-pembaca yang beragama Islam.

Bulan puasa ini dimohon jangan puaka sangat

Cik Pandaporet takpe la uols, memang azali berpuaka.

So what happened after the last entry? adakah masih gigih bertinder dan ngedate?

No no no. Cik Panda dalam sebulan tu bagaikan dilanda ribut, jiwa kacau, terasa seperti sudah menopause. At one point, I was really sad and feeling shitty. My bodyguards voiced their concern and urged me to tell them what's wrong with me.

I just don't know how or what to say.

So, Cik Panda pun tutup lampu, berjalan perlahan-lahan ke arah esbok, lalu duduk di belakang esbok until I'm ready to face the world again.

So when I got out from behind esbok, I went on a date with this guy who I clicked with immediately. And the fact that he's a rich man's son who drove Mercedez Hatchback is definitely a bonus. heh.

Begini rasanya naik kereta mahal sebelah jejans. Terasa diri iols terhot di alam semesta ini.

We went out to a bar with his two best friends who happened to be the craziest pair of husband and wife. So there was the four of us making fun of people at the bar.

He was friendly and funny so I guess it was a good date. But dates are just dates, we talked to each other from time to time but have not met again.

And I managed to get rid of the "relationshit" I talked about here. What a scumbag.

So recently I became friends with this guy, A. The first time we met, we drove around KL for 2 hours just because we didn't want to go home yet. We talked and joked and he tell me that I'm crazy, or I'm weird, I ni ting tong dan macam-macam.

Which is very nice.

Surprisingly those "compliments" are so much more sincere than "you're so beautiful/pretty/sexy/pretty" to which I used to get.

And I talked to him about my interests, passion, work frustrations and how I'm into health and fitness and because he used to be a personal trainer, he knew the way around fitness world. Suggesting few ways to get around and in a way, motivated and inspired me.

Someone who sees me as me, my potentials and abilities and not just my boobs or my ass.

What a refreshing experience after all the guys I met who only wanted to get into my pants. Guys who think with their d**k.

There are a few who were nice and civilized at the beginning but suddenly came up with texts like "Hey. Can I come over to your place?" or "I just need a hug."

Just a hug MY ASS!

Is this the quality of guys nowadays?

What a disappointment.

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