Alkisah Cik Tinderella Puaka

Kayuh basikal pakai high heels. Ko mampu??

Ternyata kepuakaan tidak mengira jantina, umur, bangsa atau darjat.

Cik Pandamanda Tinderella bukan saja proaktif bertinder malah telah mempengaruhi beberapa makhluk kesepian untuk download dan aktif bertinder, termasuk adik iols yang agak dibawah umur. (ampunkan saya mak)

Best apa Tinder. Boleh kenal ramai orang baru, meluaskan lingkaran sosial. Networking katanya. You"ll never know, your tinder friend could be your future ~~husband~~ business partner.

It's full of potential and possibilities.

2 weeks ago was my most hectic week of socializing. I was seriously drained out. Pecah rekod Cik Panda The Introvert I tell chu. In a week, I went on 3 Tinder dates. It was just coffee and chat but I felt exhausted.

It started like this.

On Monday, I clocked out of work at 4, met H for coffee and chat at 5.30pm. He was...a bit on the quiet side. And uncharacteristically, I turned into a chatter. While with H, S texted and said he was in the area and would I like to meet up for coffee?

Cik Tinderella puaka apalagi

"Sure. See you at 8pm"

So after coffee, H and I went for a walk in the mall (is there such thing?) and I bumped into F, a Tinder friend who I have not gone out with.

Oh mannnnnn....

Bukanlah F tak pernah ajak keluar tapi iols kan banyak alasan. Penat la, kerja la, gym la of which all are very true.

H tanya pulak "What else we can do? You want to go for Bowling?"

Cik Tinderella puaka byk alasan jawab "Emm I can't, I'm meeting up with my friends for dinner at 8."

Nampak tak permainannya disitu?

So I waited for this S guy at Starbucks and he was late half an hour (apparently he was window shopping for sneakers. Sent pictures and asked for my opinion on which is the best) and had the nerve to say

"Order a good coffee for me"

what???

I didn't have a good feeling about him so I didn't want to spend 1 hour talking over coffee.

So I told him

"We do coffee next time. I'll just help you to choose your sneakers then I've got to rush off to meet my friends later at 9pm."

And that is exactly what I did.

And on Wednesday and Thursday, went out for supper with Z the Tinder/Uber guy.

Penatnya jadi Tinderella puaka. Rasa nak bersara 2 abad, mereput je dalam rumah. Biarlah segalanya bersawang dan berhabuk.

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