Bila Mak Hayam Membebel

My gym buddy called me mak ayam. My friends call me mak ayam. I don't know why.

Adakah kerana rupa akak seperti seekor ayam? Tapi akak rasa kerana akak banyak anak ikan. Ahahaha. Bukan salah akak hokayy anak ikan berduyun-duyun datang kat akak. Akak tak mintak pun.

So baru-baru ni seekor anak ikan, let's just call him S, memancing akak. Sebelum ni weols Hi Hi Bye Bye ja. Baru-baru ni la baru rajin bertegur sapa, berborak. So nak dijadikan cerita, akak setuju la keluar makan lepas menJ-Lokan diri kat gym.

Ehhh kantoi pulak jumpa anak ikan kat gym.

Masa makan tu akak buat la sesi interview. Eleehh, sekilas anak ikan berenang-renang di parit akak dah tau apa dia nak. Tapi akak buat bimbo, buat dunno.

Borak punya borak, rupa-rupanya si S ni baru 22 tahun. OMG i tell you, they get younger and younger each day. Aishhh. Akak tau la akak umur 18 tahun tapi seriously? 22?! The older I get, the younger they get.

By the way, he looks like he's 23-25ish.

Si S ni ada girlfriend. Menurut si S dia tengah gaduh dengan gf, dah sebulan ignore gf. Dah takda perasaan konon. Kekonon malas nak layan gf, busy dengan kerja. Akak ni lagi dulu makan garam dik oii. Paling penipu la lelaki cakap busy kalau berkenaan dengan perempuan. Masa belum dapat, lautan api sanggup direnangi. Bila dah boring, minum milo panas pun kau tiup kot.

Tengah berbual,gf dia call, dia ignore call. Busy sangat. Busy tengah makan and try memancing akak. Hampeh.

Boleh-boleh dia cakap macam ni pasal gf dia

"I takda plan pun nak kahwin dengan dia. Dia ada juga tanya I pasal kahwin tapi I tak nampak ciri-ciri dia sebagai bakal isteri I."

Eh heloooo?!

All these came from someone who admitted to me he slept around. Bangga cakap berjaya mengurat air stewardess la, slept with so and so, this girl, that girl.

Diri sendiri pun takda ciri-ciri bakal suami ada hati nak judge gf dia tu takda ciri-ciri bakal isteri.

So akak tanya soalan cepu emas "So actually what do you want from me?"

"I geram tengok you."

Denggg. See what i told you about me being a jerk magnet? Huh. Akak libas rambut sikit.

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