Kenapa Cik Panda Karate Kapal Terbang?

*Soundtrack Kung Fu Panda*

Di suatu malam yang berhujan lebat, Cik Panda melangkah perlahan ke dalam perut kapal terbang. Hati terasa sedikit sayu kerana akan meninggalkan keluarga tersayang dan kembali ke tempat mencari rezeki.

Sampai saja Cik Panda ke tempat duduk, 2 orang wanita sedang duduk di seat sebelah Cik Panda.

Okay lah kan walaupun sedikit kecewa kerana bukan jejaka hensem sado duduk sebelah tu.

Sementara tunggu nak take off, wanita berdua tu berborak dan Cik Panda keluarkan phone nak main game Green Farm 3 gitu.

I can't help it but to listen to what they are talking about sambil tangan swipe kiri kanan. Ye lah uolsss, nak bagi ayam lembu makan, nak harvest tanaman lagi kan.

So these 2 women were talking about their husbands, kids, marriage and mother in law.

"A'ah tu lah. My husband baru transfer sini. Dah biasa dia selalu ada, tibe-tibe dia takde. Rasa kekok la sikit."

"Tak rindu ke?"

"Nak buat macam mana. terpaksa la belajar berjauhan. bla bla bla...at least dapat la jugak spend time dengan dia sekejap kan."

Wanita nombor 2 pulak bukak cerita

"My husband is a Korean. Kenal masa belajar kat London. Duduk KL sekali la dengan mother in law. Stressnye. Ye lah, sebab budaya lain kan. Cara jaga anak pun lain."

"Ye lah. Memang stress duduk dgn mother in law. I dulu masa mula2 kahwin pun macam tu. Then I cakap dgn my husband, I tak boleh. I stress..bla blaa..blaaa. Bila duduk sekali macam tu, rasa macam dia yang jaga husband kita. Padahal kita pun nak jaga husband kan"

Cik Panda duduk sebelah harvest kentang plak sambil pasang telinga

Wanita satu pulak berkata

"Masa tu umur I 30, I dah macam risau bilalah I nak kawin ni kan. Then I kenal husband I setahun, dia serious nak kawin and kitorang kawin lah. Sekarang ni orang asyik tanya I bila nak ada anak. Tengah berusaha la ni. Orang lain pulak kan paksa2 I. Stress I dibuatnya. Oh how old are you by the way?" tanyanya pada wanita dua.

"I'm 29."

"Oh we are about the same age!"

Cik Panda tengah kutip telur dengan susu pulak.

"My husband this..my husband that...my mother in law this...my sister in law that.."

Ohh deng, why do I feel so juvenile next to them?

There they were talking about all these matured adult things and there I was playing farming game next to them. And we are about the same age.

KARATE KAPAL TERBANG BELAH DUA!!!!

Some of you might worry (kepo) on my behalf why haven't I found someone and settle down like the rest, or I'm KEGERSANGAN KEHAUSAN KASIH SAYANG (based on my FB postings)

Relax. It's a joke. AI IS NOT DESPERATE and will not become crazy old cat lady.

Cik Panda kan Mak Ayam, pandai-pandai lah Cik Panda hidup. I've got ample supply of attention from the opposite sex.

I've got my morning, night texts, someone I talked to at the end of the day, another person I go to movies with, another different one I can rely on to make me laugh or when I needed help. So it's all good.

But even if I don't, I'll be fine.

A girl gotta know how to survive.

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