"Aunty, bangun aunty" - Sebuah Kisah Seram

Mungkin ada sesetengah antara uols pernah cerita ni sebelum ni. Tapi kalau dah tau pun, baca je lah sampai habis ye dok? hihi

Seram uols, memang seram cerita ni.

Alkisahnya begini....

Masa tu iols dalam tahun ketiga atau ke-empat di Medical School, masa tengah buat degree. 3rd year tu dah clinical posting la kan. Iols kena pergi ward, ward rounds dan start to hands-on dalam wad.

Nak dijadikan cerita, kisah ni berlaku ketika iols sedang buat Cardiac Posting. Wad-wad ini menempatkan pesakit-pesakit jantung. Weols sebagai medical student masa tu ditugaskan secara bergilir-gilir untuk datang pagi-pagi dan ambik darah pesakit.

So satu pagi ni, iols dan sorang rakan sekelas, kita namakan dia Nur, pun terkedek-kedeklah pegi wad dalam 7.30am.

"Nurse, patient bed mana yang kena ambik darah?" sambil weols start ambik alat-alatan yang diperlukan.

So nurse ni pun sebutlah nombor-nombor katil pesakit.

Nur ni memang student yang sangat bersemangat waja berbanding iols yang sangat reluctant to be in the ward. Lols.

Although I like blood taking but I just soooooo reluctant to be in a ward. It's so depressing. Hence, no surprise that I left medical world. Heh.

So anyway, Nur ni pun pergilah ke satu persatu katil pesakit ni untuk ambik darah diorang dan iols yang pemalas ni mengekori dari belakang.

Sampai kat satu katil ni, kelihatan langsirnya ditarik dan menutupi katil.

Kebiasaanya dalam wad, kalau langsir ditarik berkemungkinan pesakit sedang menjalani prosedur, tukar pampers ke apa ke kan. So weols takdelah rasa pelik pun.

Nur pun selak langsir tu sambil berkata

"Aunty, blood taking ye"

Atas katil tu, kelihatan seorang nenek berusia dalam lingkungan 70an tidur berselimut. Raut wajahnya tenang.

Nur pun dengan lemah lembutnya duduk disebelah katil aunty tu, letak alatan blood taking atas tilam, pegang tangan aunty dan goyang dengan lembut, cuba mengejutkan aunty tersebut.

"Aunty, bangun aunty. Kita nak ambik darah"

Iols masa ni berdiri belakang Nur, team support katakan.

Ehh. deep sleep sangat aunty ni sampai takde reaksi pun. Nur pun cuba lagi mengejutkan aunty tersebut.

"Aunty, bangun aunty."

Tiba-tiba datang seorang nurse disebalik langsir

"ALAMAK DIK! Akak lupalah nak bagitau patient tu dah pass away."

OH SHIETTTT.

"Erk. Alamak. Ye ke.." Masa ni Nur masih lagi menepuk lembut tangan aunty. Can you imagine how suddenly her hand stops midway? And her facial expression at that time?

Can you imagine??!?!

Dan weols perlahan-lahan gostan dan keluar daripada kawasan patient tu. krik krik

Moment tu adalah moment paling epic dan kelakar masa medical school. At least for me lah yang selalu ponteng wad.

AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

Emmm. I know it's not appropriate to laugh (may the aunty's soul rest in peace) but Nur's reaction was just priceless! And the hilarity of the situation at that time. Kah!

Okay seram tak cerita ni uols?

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