Joel 365: Forever Alone

Joel did not get a S-Hole but S4 instead. One day, while we were in the car, everyone was ignoring him. So he talked to his phone instead.

Joel: Hi Galaxy! How are you? I miss you i love you!
Galaxy: Sorry. I've got no specific answer for that. Let me do an internet search for an answer.
Joel: Are you nuts??!!
Galaxy: Do you know that nut is a type of fruit?
Joel: F**k you.
Galaxy: No thanks.

Ayat last paling tidak boleh tahan. Epic sangat. dah dah, shuh shuh..gi merajuk belakang peti ais nun..

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