Apa Masalah CPPS Dengan Warga Tua?

Kadang-kadang kan, CPPS tak taulah apa masalah iols dengan warga tua kerana iols sering berhadapan dengan perangai warga tua yang aneh-aneh.

Ingat tak cerita MAKCIK OVER NI? Dan Makcik Puaka Desa Petaling?

Ha ni CPPS nak cerita Pakcik Rusa Nani Desa Petaling. Kenapa Rusa Nani?

Uols tau tak ada perumpamaan yang berbunyi begini "Seperti rusa masuk kampung", yang bererti "Berasa hairan atau tercenggang-cenggang"

Jangan main-main, bahasa Inggeris pun ada perumpamaan yang sama okayyy.

Deer caught in the headlights ~ to be so frightened or surprised that you cannot move or think

Nampak tak betapa besarnya pengaruh rusa disitu? Kah!!

So cerita pakcik rusa nani ni macam ni.

Ada satu pagi tu, CPPS nak pergi kerja la kan. Biasanya pagi-pagi memang iols bawak kereta macam harommm sikit especially kalau dah lambat.

Sampai kat satu kompleks apartment ni, dari jauh iols nampak sorang pakcik tua, dalam lingkungan 70an macam tu, mengingsut melintas jalan menjinjit plastik. Mungkin baru balik daripada membeli barang dari pasar pagi.

Dah nampak tu, iols slow down la kan. Dalam 50 meter daripada pakcik tu, iols hentikan kereta sebab nak bagi laluan untuk pakcik tu melintas jalan dengan selamat.

Tapi kan, nak tak nak pun iols kena berhenti jugak sebab pakcik tu dah kat tengah jalan.

Kemudian iols pun tersenyum manis dan bagi la isyarat tangan suruh pakcik tu melintas

Uols tau tak apa pakcik tu buat?

Dia jegil mata kat iols, sambil angkat-angkat tangan macam marah.

Aihhh. this was his exact facial expression that time.

AI KENOT BRAIN THIS! hahahahaha. Pakcik oi orang dah berhenti ni nak bagi dia melintas dia boleh besarkan mata, buat muka tak puas hati pulak.

Apa salah ai?? Iols bagi dia jalan pun salah ke? Ke dia sebenarnya nak iols langgar dia?

Hmmmm

Iols masa tu tak tau nak respon macam mana. Nak gelak ada, nak marah pun tak guna. So iols berhenti je tengah jalan tu, tunggu sampai dia melintas jalan. You know, taking his own sweet time.

WHY UNCLE WHYY?!!

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