Lelaki Bermulut Puaka Menyerang Lagi!

Untuk mengetahui siapa lelaki bermulut puaka ini, baca dulu cerita dia SINI.

As fate would have it, lelaki bermulut puaka ni, let's call him F, dapat kerja baru betul-betul dekat tempat kerja iols. Iols tak tau pun dia kerja situ and dia pun tak tau tempat kerja baru iols.

Nak dijadikan cerita, on his first day at work, kebetulan dia ternampak iols and since hari tu, weols start la berkawan.

Iols cuba melupakan episod mulut puaka dia dan mulakan lembaran baru kan. Gituuuu

Si F ni marketing and sales executive kat kedai perabot BAPAK MAHAL. Well, Bangsar. You know lah. Sebijik kerusi meja makan tu pun belas ribu uols. Katil yang design modern contemporary pun boleh sampai RM26,000.

And design family home si F ni pun not bad, modern English macam tu la. Corner house so ada laman yang luas. Siap ada fountain, bamboo plant and garden swing.

Rumah bujangan sewa iols tu apa lah sangat kan nak dibandingkan dengan rumah si F ni.

So one day, he was telling me about how he managed to close sales. Customer beli katil RM26,000.

"Katil macam ni sesuai la kalau concept rumah customer modern contemporary. Or macam untuk rumah I ke. Kalau rumah you tak sesuai sebab design you campur-campur or takde design langsung."

Iols dah rasa sentap sikit.

"Well, a home is a home. It's not a museum. So biasa lah tu kalau your personal stuff sepah sana sini."

"You should change your mindset. And I'm here to help you to change it. Rumah you, you suka buat sepah-sepah kan. You malas kemas ke? Takpe, I'm here to help you kemas."

Apalagi menyirap lah iols kan.

"My house is my living space and I like it. I nak sepahkan sukahati i lah. I nak buat apa sukahati I lah because it's my house. If you don't like it then don't come to my house."

Still menyirap lagi nih

"You have a habit of always telling people what to do kan? I'm raised in a home that looks like a home. With our stuff around. If you can't accept me being like that, then sukahati you lah. I don't care."

Lepas tu pandai plak mintak maaf.

Hello. Come on lah. Family house dia tu pun mak dia buat interior design and maintain. Lepas dia cakap macam tu, Iols maintain sarcastic gila dengan dia.

"You ni memang mulut puaka kan?"

"You janganlah cakap macam tu. I'm sorry. I don't mean it. I was just being sarcastic. Sakit bila you cakap i mulut puaka."

"Habis tu nak cakap apa? Memang you mulut puaka pun"

Ishh iols memang tak boleh la kalau orang yang tak boleh terima orang lain seadanya.

Kalau rumah iols bersepah pun bukannya iols susahkan dia. And it's not even his house.

Sebok je lah.

Half of the reason kenapa iols sentap sebab iols terasa macam dia menghina how I was raised and how my family is.

Ye la uols, iols ni dibesarkan dalam keadaan yang serba sederhana, rumah dikelilingi hutan. Memang tinggal dalam hutan lah. And I like it like that.

Rumah iols ada kolam ikan/kolam renang

My childhood was filled with memories of berendam dalam sungai, dalam parit, bergelumang dengan lumpur. Iols bukan sepenuhnya budak bandar. Lainlah dengan dia memang budak bandar sejak azali.

And a house beautifully arranged with expensive furniture is not my family's priority. Janji kemas sudah la kan.

Nasib baik la iols bukan mulut puaka okay. Kalau iols bermulut puaka iols dah cakap dah apa guna rumah design cantik-cantik kemas if it's not a happy home?

Rumah cantik pun selalu nak keluar tak nak duduk rumah buat apa. Bagus dia duduk bawah jambatan je, biar tikus makan dia sampai reput.

HUH!

Comments

Others Also Read This!

Porn Puaka Di Gym

Tajuk mengundang kontroversi Sis ni bukan apa rajin pergi gym, selain nak bersenam, iols juga suka mencuci mata. Bukan setakat mencuci mata dengan jantan helok (I'm still hoping sebab gym iols pegi tu SENDUU), sis juga suka melihat gegadis yang fefeeling gedik dengan bermacam fesyen di gym tu. Biasanya gegadis newbie ni macam cendawan. Muncul sekejap di kala azam baru masih utuh yakni di awal tahun atau selepas perayaan di mana memasing nak kurus. Tunggulah 2 bulan kemudian langsung tak nampak batang hidung ataupun buttcheeks. Eh? Sebenarnya salah satu benda Cik Panda nak cerita pasal butt cheeks. Butt cheeks are absolutely NO NO except at the pool or beach when you are in your swimsuit. Cik Panda tak jealous la uols sebab Cik Panda tak hingin pun nak ada bontot yang jelly welly tu. ZAssssss So hari tu ada sorang minah ni baru 1st time iols nampak kat gym, tengah workout dengan bopren dia la gitu. Pakai sports bra je dengan really short shorts yang menampakkan ...

5 Produk Kurus Di Watsons: Jom Kita Review Bahan- Bahan Yang Terkandung Dalam Produk

5 Produk Kurus Di Watsons: Jom Kita Review Bahan- Bahan Yang Terkandung Dalam Produk Adakah anda antara orang yang pernah beli produk kurus sebab terpengaruh dengan iklan atau testimoni kawan-kawan? Beli tapi kenapa ya tak kurus-kurus? Okay takpa sis, kita try pulak produk lain. Produk X ni orang cakap bagus, maka korang pun terpengaruh lepas tu beli lepas tu tak nampak result. Frustrating kan? Badan tak kurus pun, yang kurus tu dompet uols je. Produk kurus memang sentiasa laku sepanjang zaman. Kat mana-mana pun ada jual, banyak sangat kat pasaran. Tapi macam mana kita nak tau yang mana okay, yang mana tak okay dan bazir duit je nak beli? Ha, kenalah jadi pengguna yang bijak sisturs & brother sekalian. Ambik tahu apa bahan-bahan yang terkandung dalm produk tu, fahami macam mana produk ni membantu untuk menurunkan badan. Baca: Kenali Bahan Lazim Yang Terkandung Dalam Produk Kurus Atau Fat Burner Barulah kita tidak senang terpengaruh dengan iklan at...

Gym Is My Boyfriend

So the other day my partner in crime tag me in a photo that she says reminds her of me. It described me to a T. Gym is not my new boyfriend. It always has been my boyfriend. Unlike most guys that I met, the gym does not give empty promises, does not disappoint, never demands, always leaves you satisfied, made me feel beautiful and sexy, made me a better person physically, mentally, and emotionally. And never try to get into my panties. I'm such a gym junkie that most of the time, I schedule my social life, even dating around my fitness classes. I clicked with a guy on Tinder. Despite the fact that he's obviously just wanted to get into my pants, we got on really well pretty fast and he really wanted to see me. My typical response to anyone who wanted a slice of my time would be "I'll only be free on Monday and Thursday evenings. Other days I'll be working and gyming. If you really want to see me, it's either after gym or you come to my workp...

Lelaki Gersang Bernafsu Puaka

Lelaki Gersang Bernafsu Puaka Kawan-kawan Cik Panda selalu cakap "Waaahhh untungla you. Ramai lelaki nak kat you." Arghhh itu semua ketahian. Kalau nak kat weols tapi niat tak ikhlas buat apa kan. Kalau tertarik dengan rupa fizikal Cik Panda baik tak payah. Rupa fizikal boleh berubah, esok-esok kalau Cik Panda dah tak gojes mojes mau lagi ke orang tu dengan Cik Panda? Sedangkan pantai pun berubah, inikan pula hati manusia. Gituuuuu. Cik Bear, kawan kepada Cik Meow cakap "Cik Panda tu memang lah cantik, ada body semua tapi tu lah semua lelaki nak kat dia sebab body dia. ha tu lah buat badan lagi." Cik Panda buat badan untuk kepuasan diri sendiri uols. Kepuasan yang macam ni ha "You can look but you can't touch." katanyaaa Cik Panda tak boleh la nak halang orang yang tergoda tengok tapi rimas lah iols nak menapis lalat-lalat bernafsu serakah ni. Sebab tu Cik Panda perlukan bodyguard/gym buddy/boyfriend upahan/tunang upahan. G...

Guide To First Dates For Dummies

Guide To First Dates For Dummies While I'm not exactly an expert in relationships, first dates, and stuff, I've had a few learning experiences and a panel of consultants. I feel the need to share with you, especially guys, a few do's and don'ts of a first date. Basically to give you some idea of what girls expect on a first date and to save you from embarrassment and disappointments from not securing a second date. 1. Dress To Impress DO NOT underestimate the power of dressing. You only have one chance at making a good first impression. You don't have to wear something expensive or trendy. Just something tidy, presentable, smart, or casual. Something you are comfortable in. Jeans, a nice shirt and shoes would be fine. No short pants, slippers, and ratty t-shirts. If you want to wear shorts, wear them with a shirt (with collar) and shoes instead. Hair should be presentable, facial hairs trimmed and tidy, no bad breath or body odour. Use cologn...

Jelly Belli

Search This Blog