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Lelaki Bermulut Puaka Menyerang Lagi!

Untuk mengetahui siapa lelaki bermulut puaka ini, baca dulu cerita dia SINI.

 As fate would have it, lelaki bermulut puaka ni, let's call him F, dapat kerja baru betul-betul dekat tempat kerja iols. Iols tak tau pun dia kerja situ and dia pun tak tau tempat kerja baru iols.

 Nak dijadikan cerita, on his first day at work, kebetulan dia ternampak iols and since hari tu, weols start la berkawan. 

 Iols cuba melupakan episod mulut puaka dia dan mulakan lembaran baru kan. Gituuuu

 Si F ni marketing and sales executive kat kedai perabot BAPAK MAHAL. Well, Bangsar. You know lah. Sebijik kerusi meja makan tu pun belas ribu uols. Katil yang design modern contemporary pun boleh sampai RM26,000.

 And design family home si F ni pun not bad, modern English macam tu la. Corner house so ada laman yang luas. Siap ada fountain, bamboo plant and garden swing.

 Rumah bujangan sewa iols tu apa lah sangat kan nak dibandingkan dengan rumah si F ni. 

 So one day, he was telling me about how he managed to close sales. Customer beli katil RM26,000.

 "Katil macam ni sesuai la kalau concept rumah customer modern contemporary. Or macam untuk rumah I ke. Kalau rumah you tak sesuai sebab design you campur-campur or takde design langsung."

 Iols dah rasa sentap sikit.

 "Well, a home is a home. It's not a museum. So biasa lah tu kalau your personal stuff sepah sana sini."

 "You should change your mindset. And I'm here to help you to change it. Rumah you, you suka buat sepah-sepah kan. You malas kemas ke? Takpe, I'm here to help you kemas."

 Apalagi menyirap lah iols kan.

 "My house is my living space and I like it. I nak sepahkan sukahati i lah. I nak buat apa sukahati I lah because it's my house. If you don't like it then don't come to my house."

 Still menyirap lagi nih  

 "You have a habit of always telling people what to do kan? I'm raised in a home that looks like a home. With our stuff around. If you can't accept me being like that, then sukahati you lah. I don't care."

 Lepas tu pandai plak mintak maaf.

 Hello. Come on lah. Family house dia tu pun mak dia buat interior design and maintain. Lepas dia cakap macam tu, Iols maintain sarcastic gila dengan dia.

 "You ni memang mulut puaka kan?"

 "You janganlah cakap macam tu. I'm sorry. I don't mean it. I was just being sarcastic. Sakit bila you cakap i mulut puaka."

 "Habis tu nak cakap apa? Memang you mulut puaka pun"

 Ishh iols memang tak boleh la kalau orang yang tak boleh terima orang lain seadanya. 

 Kalau rumah iols bersepah pun bukannya iols susahkan dia. And it's not even his house.

 Sebok je lah.

 Half of the reason kenapa iols sentap sebab iols terasa macam dia menghina how I was raised and how my family is.

 Ye la uols, iols ni dibesarkan dalam keadaan yang serba sederhana, rumah dikelilingi hutan. Memang tinggal dalam hutan lah. And I like it like that.
Rumah iols ada kolam ikan/kolam renang
My childhood was filled with memories of berendam dalam sungai, dalam parit, bergelumang dengan lumpur. Iols bukan sepenuhnya budak bandar. Lainlah dengan dia memang budak bandar sejak azali.
And a house beautifully arranged with expensive furniture is not my family's priority. Janji kemas sudah la kan.

 Nasib baik la iols bukan mulut puaka okay. Kalau iols bermulut puaka iols dah cakap dah apa guna rumah design cantik-cantik kemas if it's not a happy home?

 Rumah cantik pun selalu nak keluar tak nak duduk rumah buat apa. Bagus dia duduk bawah jambatan je, biar tikus makan dia sampai reput.

 HUH!

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