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Orang sekeliling iols CARING betul dengan iols tau.

"Bila nak kahwin"

"Takde boyfriend ke?"

"Kenapa single?"

"Takkanlah takde yang sudi?"

Ai is very the terharu you know ramai yang ambil berat pasal kehidupan ~~peribabi~~ peribadi Cik Panda. (Sila baca dengan nada yang menyindir)

Cik Panda ni bukan apa uols, banyak sangat jantan sial yang iols jumpa sampai iols rasa NYAH KAU DARI SINI!

Sampai satu tahap tu iols dah don't give a shit about dating. You know?

Ada satu jangka masa tu, Cik Panda duduk di sudut bilik dalam gelap dan bertapa, be alone.

I've always loved to be in my own company and now I LOVED it even more.

Tipulah kalau cakap takde yang cuba mendekati tapi mereka semua itu parasit, lelaki puaka semuanya yang menganggap iols ni taman tema untuk singgah bersuka ria.

And I've discovered that I'm a commitment-phobic-ish.

Bila lelaki yang iols date keluar ayat seram

"And when you meet my mother....."

Cik Panda terus pitam. Gelabah. Tidak keruan dan terasa ingin lari laju-laju ke gunung.

ARE YOU CRAZY?!

Ayat tu bagi gadis lain umpama baja untuk taman dalam hati. NOT ME.

Ai is very the scared.

To my defense, most of the time, we've only been dating for 1-2 months. Why the Fffff are you talking about meeting your mother already?!?

Calm your balls you pyscho!

Well anyway, that doesn't mean I don't allow people in. I'm just getting smarter at choosing who I allow to come in.

It's all about the guy's effort bebeh

Lelaki ni uols, kalau dia betul-betul nak kat uols, dia akan usaha sebaik mungkin untuk tunjuk yang dia lah lelaki yang terbaik, yang paling bertanggungjawab, paling sweet, paling penyayang, paling caring.

Semua dia lah!

Tapi kalau dia tak nak kat uols, uols buat apa la sekalipun, tetap dia tak nak. Tak payah lah uols nak buat alasan basi kenapa dia selalu busy takde masa contact uols ke, tak itu tak ini.

Itu semua alasan.

If you have not already, you should read the book He's Just Not That Into You. Or watch the movie at least.

A dear good male friend of mine, who I think is fed up with my dating sob stories gave me this advice

"When dating a guy, always look at his efforts to win you"

And "Effort is the best indicator of interest"

So keeping this in mind, I proceed with caution.

So nak dijadikan cerita, ada seorang mamat ni is trying very hard to redeem himself. Nak buktikan kat iols yang dia ni bukan jantan sialan/puaka lah.

Effort all out!

He treat me with respect, gentleness, kindness and sweet and thoughtful gitu. Ai is feeling the princess.

Kadang-kadang sampai menjengkelkan you know. Ai is rimas!

Iols acah-acah akak sado Miss Independent gitu kan

"Eh tak payah lah buat tu. I reti lah buat sendiri!"

"Ish! Rimas lah. Jangan mengada sangat boleh?!"

Nampak tak iols jual mahal? Kiki.

Dan dia selalu kena sound setepek iols kalau buat perangai tak berkenan di mata iols.

So suatu hari tu, dia ni agaknya terpengaruh dengan chick flicks dimana hero akan masak untuk heroin nak ambik hati, decide untuk masak untuk iols.

Eh. Mamat ni mana reti masak. Biar betul?

Tapi iols diamkan je dulu and nak tengok apa yang dia cuba lakukan.

So dihari kejadian, Iols dengan muka serabai nih, datang dengan tangan kosong.

"You tak perlu buat apa. You duduk je rehat. I'll prepare everything"

So iols duduklah kat ruang tamu main game dan dia menunggang-langgangkan dapur.

Selepas 3 jam. Okay tu tipu.

Selepas 1/2 jam makanan pun siap dan dia panggil iols ke dapur.

I wish it's like this but nope. Harapan musnah

Tadaaaaa! he said proudly

Atas meja, dalam pinggan terhidang french fries, sosej, telur goreng dan fish fillet. Mostly fried processed food and side dish was mushroom soup (also instant).

"Emm it's not much. I hope you like it. And there's magnum ice cream in the fridge for dessert."

Iols pun "Wow this is amazing. Thank you"

Masa makan tu dia cakap

"Sorry lah kalau tak sedap."

Iols pun sweet talker mode on

"Hey. sedaplah. You masak mestilah sedap."

It's french fries. French fries all have the same taste. No matter how you cook it, it still taste like french fries.

Well, iols terharu la sikit-sikit uols. Ye lah, dia tu mana pandai masak. Paling terer goreng telur je la kot but the thought and effort he put into preparing that meal triumph above all.

Tapi macam biasalah, iols ni mana makan banyak. Last-last dia yang habiskan semua masakan dia sendiri.

Sendiri masak, sendiri makan. RASAIN LOH!

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