Confession Of A Jendolicious

Jendol is a BM word for wide forehead. So basically, Jendolicious is gorgeous chicks with a wide forehead.

Gituuuh

I have a 5 finger forehead, which means I can fit all my 5 fingers on my forehead. Not only it is wide, but it is also very prominent.

Double blessing or double trouble?

I don't know why but people loved to point it out. It's like they are telling me "Omg. You have boobs."

No, I don't hate it but I'm not madly in love with it either. I'm just trying to live with it. If I were to be given a choice, I would prefer a smaller forehead. It's just like someone with protruding teeth. We did not choose to have this or that physical trait.

Unlike protruding teeth that can be corrected with braces, there's nothing I can do about my forehead except covering it with bangs or hats. Unfortunately, my hair is very fine and very prone to oiliness and tend to stick to the forehead like a wet mop...pffttttt

Most of the time, when I tied my hair back and it is wet, I think I look like an alien. Or a dolphin.

People used to say I looked like Rihanna. It's only so because our foreheads are similar.

Same same but different

According to face readings, wide foreheads signify high intelligence. I figured I have a broad forehead, therefore it means that I'm

Busy and thinking brain
Intelligent and learned

Someone with a wide forehead is generous, intelligent, and learned. They are extremely skilled at digesting information. They like to learn and they are capable of studying demanding, complex subjects like maths, physics or philosophy.

I hate maths and physics.

Their intelligence needs a channel for expression. They are very prudent, good at spotting and assessing danger. They hate risks and all that goes with them: uncertainty, disorder, and irrationality.

They seek clarity, security, order, and "normality."

They take things slowly but surely and always plan in advance. They use their heart rather than head to approach life.

This I find to be very fitting.

They are very independent and don't like to waste their time examining and decoding things. They act first and think afterward! They like to learn the hard way: from their mistakes. They get their ideas and principles from experience.

Dunno. Maybe? But what I know is I can remember things you said and do verbatim, so remember that before you implicate yourself.

Hey, but did you know, a lot of gorgeous women in this world have wide foreheads too!

Biar jendul yang penting gojes. Intelligent and smart. *Flipbangs*

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