Aiyo Uncle AHHHhhhhhh!

Siapa tak suka hari Jumaat? Everyone loves Friday!

Friday is my favourite day! More than I like saturday or sunday.

The anticipation of a weekend is greater than the weekend itself. Gahahaha!

Jumaat, dalam bulan December, hujung-hujung tahun memang seronok sebab ramai yang cuti, ofis agak sunyi, kerja plak dah tak banyak so keadaan di ofis agak lengang dan santai.

On one of those Fridays, colleague iols ada satu urgent order yang dia perlu hantar. Tapi dia pulak kena ada kerja yang kena settle, orang yang biasa buat urgent delivery plak ramai cuti.

Memandangkan weols ~~nak carik alasan keluar opis~~ kebetulan tak busy, maka iols dan sorang lagi colleague volunteer la nak hantar order tu kan.

Walaupun tak familiar dengan area Ampang tapi yakin je lah kan pakai Waze bagai.

Deng! Waze pulak tak boleh jumpa alamat yang dia bagi, dibawaknya kita ke branch yang lain.

Takpe kita cuba dulu.

Dah sampai kat tempat tu, dia cakap kena hantar kat HQ sebab cek kat HQ.

Okay fine.

Weols pun call pakcik XX orang yang kita nak hantar order tu.

" You mana ah? you mana ah? You pegi sini jalan Ampang 2/8."

Adoiiii uncle, Waze tak boleh detect pun alamat tu. Nak pegi macam mana lagi. Signboard nama jalan pun takdak. Manalah weols tau jalan Ampang 2/8 tu kat celah mana.

Tak boleh ke bagi landmark?

"Okay2. saya tunggu you sana KFC."

Tak sampai 3 minit dia call lagi " Eh which KFC you are now ah?"

Berapa banyak KFC da.

" Eh where are you?? I'm already here at KFC. Here near the Rashid Hussain Bank"

WADAPAAAKK?!

Ada lagi rupanya orang yang sebut full name Rashid Hussain Bank.

Uols tau dak apa tu Rashid Hussain Bank?

RHB LAH. hahahahhaahhaha!

Adoiiiiii.

Iols tak boleh brain lah orang yang navigation problem ni. Tak boleh ke dia cakap elok-elok, bagi arahan dengan jelas dan teliti

"I'm waiting for you in front of KFC. It's a corner lot, next to it is a grocery shop name XXX and opposite the KFC is RHB Bank."

Is that really harddd?!!!

Aiyo uncleee ahhhhhhhh.

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