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Boss, Why You Liddat One?!

CPPS jenis orang yang selalu balik kerja tepat-tepat, melainkan ada urusan yang perlu diselesaikan.

Nak dijadikan cerita, ada hari tu iols balik lambat sikit. tak banyak pun, sikit je. dalam 5 minit macam tu je.

So tengah kemas-kemas meja, laptop sebelum balik tu, boss iols lalu la kat belakang iols tu

"Yes Cynthia Jetan (amboi kau full name terus dia sebut), kenapa tak balik lagi?"

Boss iols ni Chinese tapi sangat suka bertutur dalam Bahasa Malaysia dan agak fasih BMnya.

"Nak balik dah la ni"

"Eh where's your BF ah? How come he never pick you up?"

CPPS tersentap, terkesima, speechless, tiba-tiba terasa hidup iols ni lame pathetic and sad. Lalu iols tundukkan kepala, berjalan perlahan-lahan, curl myself into a ball and cry under the table.

Robin Scherbatsky is goal

Okay tak-tak. tu semua drama je. Mestilah iols tak buat macam tu. Kahhhh!

"Aiya boss, balik sendiri lahhh"

Lepas tu boss iols tu boleh pulak mengomel kat seorang manager yang kebetulan ada kat situ

"I don't understand ah why someone like her, with her background and all, can balik sendiri?!"

BOSSSSSS, why you like that one?!?

Ai is sad you knoww. Sob sob

"Independent ma. Hihi" kemudian cepat-cepat iols cabut lari sebelum kena soal siasat lagi.

Sampai hati tau. Huuuuuuu. Balik rumah nangis belakang esbok sambil makan coklat.

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