Ahli MLM Go-Getter Puaka

MLM you know MLM? Multi-level marketing?

Cik Panda ni bukan lah nak kutuk MLM ni. MLM in itself is not bad, it's good if you think it works for you. The puaka thing is when ahli MLM yang fefeeling bagus sangat ni ha.

Seolah-olah dia ja yang bagus, MLM dia yang paling untung and orang yang taknak buat MLM ni BODOH, nak hidup susah makan gaji sampai mati!

Ayat sepesen attitude pun sepesan.

Macam mana nak detect orang MLM ni you tanya?

Uols ada kawan-kawan yang dah lama putus contact atau sebelum ni macam chipsmore tiba-tiba gigih contact uols and ajak jumpa bagai?

Berhati-hatilah kerana 99.9% mereka ini ahli MLM.

MLM will never work for me because meeting new people and talk to convince them is not my forte.

So nak dijadikanlah cerita macam mana iols tercome across ahli MLM puaka nih. Iols contact seorang mamat nih melalui one of the social media. His post and photos is always about fitness and he has a fitness group.

So disebabkan iols berminat nak tau selok belok fitness industry and how to get around ni, iols contact la dia dengan harapan iols dapat la belajar sikit-sikit kan how best to go around.

Then one day tu kitorang meet up kat Amway HQ sebab dia baru habis group training kat situ.

TING!

Kenapa Amway HQ? Okayla tak nak fikir negative dulu sebab ye la, Amway kan health company and maybe they hire him for trainings kan?

I should have trusted my instincts mannn.

"I'm a go getter. I go for what I want and I wait for nobody." Pastu cakap plak kan kesian tengok kawan-kawan yang makan gaji every month tak cukup duit, pinjam sana sini.

Ajak buat MLM sebab nak tolong diorang.

"How long you nak makan gaji? Sampai kesudah pun kehidupan macam tu kalau still makan gaji."

Pastu tunjuk kat iols cashflow quadrant by Robert Kiyosaki.

"Some people change jobs for better pay but in the end you are still in the same quadrant."

"Takkan sampai ke tua you nak kerja dengan orang? I ada sorang kawan, 50 plus dah tapi kerja personal trainer kat gym. Kesian kot."

But what if the pakcik likes to work in the gym because he gets to help people or he's happy he can ogle at the ladies in the gym?

"We want you to earn more so you can afford big houses, big cars, you have money to travel all over the world."

Lepas tu of course la dia cerita pulak pasal kehebatan Amway kan. How you should change your shopping habits, Nutrilite ni semua natural, organic. Ye la uols, I pun agree Amway product dia bagus. Iols tak menafikan. And how this is a people oriented, rewarding company.

Bla bla bla bla.

In the end I didn't get what I came here for.

Lepas weols meet up tu, gigih dia text tanya bila free. Berbunga lah sikit kan hati ada jugak orang rajin text

"Hi Cynthia. How are you?"

Hellloooo jangan berangan. sah-sahlah dia nak tanya bila free nak attend seminar/business talk uols. Lepas tu gigih plak send gambar perbezaan gaji bulanan di antara pegawai kerajaan dan diamond lah, platinumlah in MLM.

Lepas iols asyik ignore text dia, akhirnya dia berhenti text iols.

Fuh nasib baik.

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