Si Mabuk Cinta

Obviously not me. HAHAHAHAHHA!

Cerita Si Mabuk Cinta ini adalah kesinambungan kisah F, emotional vampire yang beremosi tidak stabil dan kurang kasih sayang.

Kenapa kalau kau rasa annoyed, menyampah dengan dia, kau masih baik sangat nak layan dia?

Kenapa CPPS KENAPA?!!

Because I'm too nice that's why.

Iols sengaja jauhkan diri seminggu dua supaya dia belajar something la kan.

"I learnt of things lately. And I feel more peaceful and happy. I belajar yang hidup ni tak semua kita nak kita dpt. Tapi kita mesti make the best of it dgn apa yg kita ada, even a car, a house, a cloth or a spouse"

Okaayyy. kita tengok macam mana.

Si gila ni memang bagitau iols dia punya goal is NAK KAHWIN. Sekius me, he's still soooo young. Habuk pun tarak tapi goal dia memang nak kahwin.

Ada sekali tu dia cerita pasal pakcik dia

"Pakcik I ni dah 50 plus tau. Duit harta semua ada tapi tak kahwin-kahwin. Kesian tengok dia."

Lorhhh nak kesian kenapa. Sebab takde orang jaga pakcik dia tu ke? Takde orang nak jaga makan minum dia?

Pakcik dia tu tak pernah complaint pun dia sunyi ke sedih ke. Entah-entah dia memang sendiri yang pilih untuk membujang seumur hidup.

Si tingtong tu tak boleh brain ke yang kebahagian dan kegembiraan bukan terletak pada sesuatu hubungan atau perkahwinan semata-mata?

Just because you think it's your key to happiness, does not mean another person thinks so too

Lepas tu dia bagitau la kat iols kan dia dapat second interview polis tu.

"Nanti jadi polis nak sado lagi. Baru la abam polis hot, awek keliling pinggang. Muahahahahha. Jahat tak I?"

Iols tak faham motif dia cakap macam tu tapi iols layankan je la.

"Eh okay je. Kalau I lelaki and jadi polis pun I buat camtu."

Eleh kau ingat kau sorang je ke jahat? kah.

"Hahaha. takde la. I cakap je lah. I nak keje sebab I nak kawin. I nak jadi seorang suami yang sweet lagi sexy. Our prophet say the best of you is the one who is best for his woman/women"

WOMEN KAUUUUUUU. More than 1 woman. Curlassssss.

Nak kerja sebab nak kawin okayy. bukan sebab nak bina kejayaan, bukan sebab nak senangkan mak bapak, bukan sebab nak beli rumah, bukan jugak sebab-sebab lain

TAPI SEBAB NAK KAWIN.

Never have I met someone so drunk with the idea of love and marriage that he revolves his life, his worth and self-esteem around that goal.

Perempuan yes maybe tapi lelaki?!

Macam mana kalau tersurat dia membujang ke tua? Adakah dia akan meroyan sehingga ke tua jugak sebab tak kawin-kawin?

"I nak gi workout japgi. Nak release stress jap. Gi sensorang je u...(Insert emoticon sedih)"

Iols memang direct jeh sound setepek

"Heloo tak payah nak mintak simpati sangat hokayy. I perempuan pun pegi workout sorang-sorang hidup je lagi"

"I tak mentally strong macam u. Hurmmm"

"U must think u can. Bkn sebelum ni pun u workout sorang ke?"

"That's me before shit hit the fan..before i was knock down by cacian, hinaan and keji-an"

Eleehhhh.

SETERESSSS AI. RASA NAK TAMPOOOO JE.

Hati tisu dengan emosi tunggang langgang ada hati nak kawin. Ingat kawin tu macam main kawin-kawin macam tu je ke? Kalau benda macam ni dia tak boleh nak handle, what makes he think that he can handle married life?

It is evident that he has not learnt the most important lesson of all, which is to love yourself and not put your happiness into the hands of someone else.

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