Amboi Kemain Kau Hakak

Uols pernah tak jumpa manusia muka tebal yang meminta pertolongan uols tetapi no common sense, common courtesy whatsoever?

Demanding lagi pulak tu

Iols dah experience dalam kisah Amboi Kemain Kau Makcik.

Kisah kali ini bukan dialami oleh CPPS tetapi kawan gym iols, yang kita namakan Jay.

Beberapa minggu yang lepas, Jay ajak iols berFriday-Night kat Havana, Changkat dengan beberapa orang kawan dia.

Although I'm tempted to join, but the thought of a nice home-cooked dinner, followed by a cup of coffee while watching movie in the comfort of my own home is more inviting.

Plus she's going with friends of her friend, people who I don't really know.

So I said no.

Bila iols jumpa Jay lagi beberapa hari lepas tu kat gym, iols tanyalah

"How was Havana?"

Belum lagi dia jawab soalan iols, dia pulak tanya soalan kat iols

"After clubbing right, you go home or go somewhere else like hotel ke apa?"

"I go home lah. If I go clubbing, it's because I want to dance. At the end of the night, where got energy for anything else?"

"Me too. But that day oh I was so pissed off man"

Dan Jay mula membebel. Kah!!

"The guilao (mat salleh guys) are so youuunggg! and they only prefer girls who exposed their boobs!"

"Are you sure they are young or because we are old?"

"They are young la! like college age kids, gap year kids who wants to have fun only"

Duhhh of course la uols. Young guys AT A CLUB are like that. What do you expect? Hahahaha.

Kalau uols tak pernah pergi Havana kat Changkat, tu tempat ramai mat dan minah salleh have fun.

"OMG and you know I was sooooo angry with Kay's friend. we go with my car, so when I want to go back, I have to freaking wait for her because she is hooking up with a guilao in the freaking toilet! You know how filthy the toilet is?!"

Wuihhhh. in the toilet, like seriously?

"I'm not judging her if she wants to hook up or anything but please lah have some common courtesy. She is following my car man and she is making me wait! come on laaa. I was sooo angry!"

Lol.

Sama kes dengan makcik puaka.

Ramai rupanya manusia takde common courtesy kat dunia ni.

"And that guilao isn't even good looking! You know she wanted to find rich guilao, sugar daddy? How can when you act so desperate and cheap. You think rich guys wants someone easy meh? First of all, the place is already wrong. You should go Marini's on 57 la, not Havana. Second, you have to be expensive a bit la. That guy didn't even buy her a drink she already want to hook up with him. So desperate meh?"

Woa woa cool down Jay. Marah beno makcik ni. Hihi.

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