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Kisah Personal Trainer Lagi


Hai hai chuols!

Lama dah kan CPPS tak hapdate uols kisah-kisah personal trainer hanak-hanak hekan kan?

Last entry iols pasal personal trainer uols boleh baca kat SINI.

Dalam last entry tu, CPPS dengan gonpidennya declare yang CPPS dah tak pandang, tak hingin, tak bergegar jantung dengan personal trainer helok kan?

HAHAHAHAHAHHHA.

CPPS terasa ingin mentertawakan diri sahaja ketika ini.

Okay ceritanya macam ni uols.

Ada seorang PT tu, CPPS match dalam Tinder lama dah. Tahun lepas kalau tak silap tapi macam biasa cuma berbual atas talian sahaja dan tidak pernah merancang untuk berjumpa.

PT bukanlah hensem setaraf Fattah Amin tetapi sado la kan. Kita namakan dia PTX ye.

OMG cerita pasal Tinder, uols tau tak CPPS dah uninstall Tinder. Uols tau kenapa?

Sebab phone iols tak cukup space untuk game so demi game, CPPS korbankan Tinder. Kahhhh!

Okay back to story. Kebetulan pula, mamat ni PT rangkaian gym dimana CPPS merupakan seorang ahli. Tapi tak pernah terjumpa pun sebab iols tak pernah pegi gym kat Lot 10 tu.

Dalam tahun ni, dia berpindah gym dan CPPS pula kerap datang ke gym yang sama. 

CPPS memang tau dia siapa tapi malas nak tegur. Kadang-kadang bila terserempak dan terbuat eye contact, facial expression dia seolah-olah 

"Hmmm i think I know you but I couldn't quite place how I know you." Dia buat bodo, CPPS buat 10x bodo. 

Sehinggalah suatu hari dia text iols melalui Tinder

"Laa patutlah macam familiar. It's you."

"Ohh hehe. Yeah. So next time boleh la tegur-tegur."

So lepas tu bila terserempak kat gym, weols saling hi hi bye bye. Borak biasa-biasa je lah pun kan. Apabila iols busy and ponteng gym, minggu seterusnya apabila terjumpa kat gym, dia akan tanya mana iols pergi, lama tak nampak.

You know, friendly casual chats.

Hujung minggu lepas kan iols pergi health talk dan terserempak dengan makcik puaka, so terpaksalah skip gym. So minggu ni CPPS kembali beraksi!

Sedang CPPS tercungap-cungap semput di Elliptical Machine, dari ekor mata perasan seolah-olah ada yang memerhati di sebelah. Iols segera menoleh dan PTX tersengih kat sebelah.

"Hehe. Baru sampai ke?"

"A'ah la uols. Takde class. Tu yang buat machine. You pun baru sampai ke?"

"yup. Masuk pukul satu td. Jap gi ada client pukul 2. okay teruskan workout."dan kemudian dia merayau-rayau dalam gym.

Selepas warm-up dengan cardio, CPPS menuju squat rack dan buat weighted squat. Weights area ni uols, selalunya ramaaaiiii lelaki. Kadang-kadang iols segan jugak sorang je perempuan kat situ tapi buat je la muka ketat so takde yang berani terjojol mata memandang iols kan. 

Lepas squats, iols buat pulak deadlift.

Kalau uols nak tau, inilah deadlift. Deadlift ni sejenis compound exercise yang menggunakan hampir keseluruhan sendi dan otot badan. It's a total body workout. 
I always wanted to go heavier but I can't because my grips are weak, especially if I use the big barbell. So I do about 20kg with smaller bar and high reps. 

Selepas set pertama, tiba-tiba PTX datang dan tegur iols

"Eh you okay ke? Muka sakit je."

Dude, that's my face without make up hokayyy. Sampai hati chuols kan.

"Sakit ke? Tak larat laaaa"

"Squats dah buat? Ni berapa set dah ni?"

"Baru satu set wehh."

"Biasa you buat berapa kg?"

"I pakai barbell fix ni je, 20kg. Nak buat lagi berat tapi I tak boleh grip la. Lama-lama tangan penat so cepat terlepas."

"You boleh buat farmers walk untuk kuatkan grip. Ataupun you boleh pakai wrist strap. Pernah pakai tak?"

"Amende plak farmers walk ni? Tak pernah pakai strap pun."

"Okay jap. I amik wrist strap I" Maka dia pun beredar dan kemudian kembali dengan wrist strap.

So cenggini la rupa mende tu ye. Oh kelihatan seperti alatan dalam Fifty Shades of Grey tapi bukan hokaaayyyyy
"Okay meh tangan." Iols suakan tangan dan dia pun pakaikanlah iols wrist strap tu. 

Iols ada pakai gelang kecil yang halus di tangan kiri, so masa nak pakaikan wrist strap tu, dia alihkan daripada pergelangan tangan supaya strap tu boleh diketatkan.

Jika dilihat daripada jauh, kelihatan seperti dia sedang memakaikan iols gelang.

Oh my. Such an intimate gesture. Be still my heart. Gosh I'm such a sucker for these small little things. KAHHHHH!

Dennggggg. Verangan sangat kan. He's just being nice.

So anyway, lepas tu dia pun ambik bar yang besar, tunjukkan cara macam mana nak lilit strap tu kat bar.


"Berapa berat yang you selesa? 10kg?"

WOIIIIII. Matilanak! Bar yang kosong tu pun 20kg, tambah 10kg kedua-dua belah boleh terjatuh peranakkan iols.

"Okay2, kita start yang ringan. 5kg each side."

Kemudian dia pun tunjukkan posture yang betul semasa membuat deadlift. 

"Okay now your turn."

Oh WOWWWWWW. There really is a difference lifting with the wrist strap. Why didn't I know about this earlier?

I used to spend significant amount of energy trying to grip the bar but now with the strap, I can focus my strength on lifting the bar.

"See? Ada difference kan? Boleh buat kan. You ada strength cuma you tak boleh buat berat sebab grip tak kuat so cepat terlepas. Now, let's do heavier."

Sebelum iols sempat membantah, dia dah tukar ke 10kg. Shit.

"Come on you can do this. Ready?"

I can only do 3 count before my muscle cramps. Kali ketiga, iols lepaskan bar.

"Good job!" sambil dia high five iols. " It's okay. you buat weight baru so 3 is already very good. You can do heavier, you just need to push and challenge yourself"

Dengan dorongan dia, iols berjaya buat 5. Dan setiap kali tu dia akan cakap well done dan high five iols. In between sets, dia akan explain, tunjukkan teknik yang betul dan berkongsi ilmu dia.

I now understand why people have feelings for their PT. How can you not? 

They are someone who is like a friend to you, motivating you to become better everyday. And of course there's got to be some physical touch going on as they have to feel if you are using the right muscle and to show you the right muscle.

Well okay maybe they are paid to do so but still. 

DENGGGGGG. I THINK I NEED A PT to motivate me. KAHHHHH!

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