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CPPS Shemale?

Shemale ke??

Nothing related. Just that I like this pic and how I picture myself when looking at my phone.
Walaupun CPPS jarang ngepost cerita pasal Tinder, tak semestinya CPPS tak main Tinder lagi.

 Sesekali bila bosan, iols swipe-swipe la jugak kiri kanan kan. Saje bagi jari-jemari lemah gemalai ni bersenam sikit.

 Kekadang tu saje la kan nak networking.

 Tapi setakat tu je la kan. Sebab up to a certain point, Tinder ni bosan jugak. You have to put up with a lot of small talks, shallow conversations and jerks who think with their dicks.

 So biasanya bila uols sama-sama swipe right tu, maka uols dah connected and boleh lah mula mengejas.

 Biasanya si jantan akan text "Hey"

 Lepas tu uols pun reply "Hey. How are you?"

 Lepas tu krik-krik 2-3 bulan.

 Ataupun

 "Hey"

 "Hey. How are you?"

 "Good good. And you"

 "Great. What do you do for a living"

 dah macam interview keje kan.

Ada satu soalan ni ULTIMATE TINDER PET PEEVE!

 "Hey. You duduk mana?"

 Ek elehhhh. Sibuk je nak tau kita duduk mana buat apa kan. Nak datang tolong kemas rumah takpe la kan. Ni kalau datang kekonon nak netflix and chill memang idok leeeee.

 And I especially hate it when some random guys "babe", "Dear" me. It's sooooo cheesy and cheap.

 "Hey babe. You duduk mana?" 

 Motif? Ingat sweet la nak babe-babe? Ingat iols ni cair lah kan kalau berdear. CHoiiii.

 So nak dijadikan cerita, bebaru ni CPPS berHey Hye la dengan sorang jantan Tinder ni.

 "Hyeee" dia tegur CPPS dulu.

 CPPS pun reply "Hey" seminggu kemudian. 

 "Where do you stay?" Dia pulak reply 2 minggu kemudian.

 Disebabkan perbualan ni macam takde potensi, CPPS pun reply seminggu kemudian jugak "Stay rumah I la. HAHAHA!"

 Dengan segera dia reply " Ye laa. Takkan stay rumah I pulak. HAHAH!"

 Uik. bila kita reply stay mana cepat pulak dia reply kan. Iols pun jawab la kan tak payah la nak tau iols stay kat mana.

 Tapi dia memang gigih. 2 minggu lepas tu dia text lg

 "Tidur dah?"

 Haruslah iols tak reply. 2 minggu lepas tu dia "Hye u". Hmmm mamat ni tengah sangap ni. Takpe kita kenakan dia.

 Dia tanya pulak kita kat mana.

 "Kat dalam hati you. cia cia ciaaaaa"

 "Nak kena cium ke? hahahha?" Dia reply. Hmmm perangkap sudah mengena. 

 "Cheehh. Tu pun nak cium. apadaaaa."

 "Cium je pun. Sapa suruh goda i. Haha. Just a kiss okay?" Jerk gatai kot* detected.

 "Nak kena cium dengan shemale?"

 BOOOMMMMM!

 Terus tak reply!

 KAHHHHH! tau takut. 

 Memang la kan kita tau Tinder tu penuh dengan jantan gagai kot* tapi tak payah la kan semua pompuan uols approach tu, uols anggap macam sex object.

Apa-apa uols buat pun, haruslah dimulakan dengan kata-kata pembukaan yang menarik hati kan.
Contohnya macam susu ni. Semua tu susu tapi kenapa orang tu pilih yang packaging dia menarik? Sebab ada sesuatu yang menarik la kan berbanding dengan kotak susu lain.
So apa relevannya cerita susu ni dengan Tinder?

Tak relevan pun. Saja je iols nak cerita pasal susu.

 Kepada yang ragu-ragu samada CPPS ni shemale ke tak, boleh lah datang secara personal kepada CPPS ye.

 OKBAI.

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