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Satu hari dalam minggu lepas, CPPS ada appointment kat luar pukul 3 petang.

 After lunch time dalam pukul 1pm tu, CPPS pun catwalk menuju ke kereta. Plannya nak drive lah pegi tempat appointment ni.

 Dari jauh nampak ada kereta double park depan kereta iols. Okay takpe. Mungkin dia ada tinggalkan phone number.

 TAKDE!

 Masa ni CPPS cool lagi. Kita try hon manalah tau owner kereta ada berdekatan. Hon-hon pun takde yang datang. 

 Kita pun tunggu la kejap kan kot-kot lah dia datang.

 TAKDE JUGAK!

 Ini memang driver yang takde kesedaran sivik. Kita faham kalau tempat tu takde parking kemudian uols terpaksa double park. Tapi yang bengongnya tu tak reti ke nak tinggalkan nombor telepon?

 Okay takpe.

 Kita cuba pakai Grabcar.

 Tak sampai 3 minit, grab driver dah sampai. 

 WOWWWWWWWW!

 Efficient gila!

 Lepas tu perjalanan pun smooth and efficient. Driver pun jenis tak pot pet pot pet merapu. Dari Cheras ke Damansara setengah jam je.

 WOWWWWW lagi sekali. CPPS rate dia 5 star!

 Habis meeting tu dalam pukul 4. So iols pun naik Grab jugak. 

 Ahhh Grab driver yang ni memang puaka.

 1. En route nak balik Cheras, dia singgah isi minyak. Okay CPPS paham tapi kenapa sebelum ambik next passenger tu dia tak pegi isi minyak dulu?

 2. Dia pakai waze tapi tak tau macam mana waze tu bawak masuk city centre yang jam macam harommmmmmm. Sudahlah jam, si mamat ni pun tak familiar sangat jalan. salah masuk simpang la, siap mencarut, bawak kereta macam dia sorang je dalam kereta tu.

 3. Driver ni cuba buat small talk. Uols tau la how introverts with small talks. Don't like it very much. Dia tanya keja apa, buat apa, duduk kat mana. Sebab malas nak bagi banyak sangat maklumat peribadi, CPPS iya-iyakan je bila dia tanya CPPS duduk kat Cheras ke.

 4. Nak dijadikan cerita, dia terlepas simpang dan termasuk area Cheras ceruk mana iols pun tak tau la kan. Lepas tu dia tanya 

 "You not familiar with Cheras meh? Just now you said lived in Cheras?"

 "Err..I lived in Cheras doesn't mean I always go around the area"

 "But Cheras very small. You don't know the way?"

 Ehhhh tiba-tiba nak salahkan kita plak kan. HAHAHAH! Kau yang tak reti follow waze, pastu nak mintak passenger tunjuk jalan.

 "Er..I only recently moved to Cheras (tipu lagi). Plus I'm not local."

 "Oh where are you from?"

 "Sarawak"

 "Oh what makes you moved to Malaysia...ehh no I mean what makes you moved to KL?"

 Nampak tak kenapa iols tak suka perbualan ringan-ringan/small talk macam ni?

 As an East Malaysians, memang tidak akan lari daripada "welcome to Malaysia" oleh pemandu teksi, grab atau uber.

 Lepas tu dia cakap 

 "Oh you from Kuching. In Kuching anything nice to eat?"

 "Er..kolo mee, laksa sarawak, kek lapis etc lorr. The famous one lor"

 "I never been to Kuching. But been to Bintulu. I eat that something like wantan mee but white-white one, not nice eh. Bintulu nothing to see. So boring."

 Duuuhhh. What do you expect in Bintulu or Kuching or Sarawak?

 Big malls, entertainment places, theme parks ke?

 Sarawak is not known for these things. Kalau nak yang macam tu, lebih baik duduk mereput kat KL kan.

 Kalau uols appreciate and suka nature, masuk gua, panjat gunung, culture baru, then okaylah nak pegi Borneo kan.

 Aduiii. Dahlah expect kita tunjuk jalan, dia boleh kutuk tempat dan makanan kita. 

 Memang puaka level speechless-God-help-me.

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