CPPS dan Personal Trainer

Ketika di zaman agak muda, fefeeling baru nak up dan baru berkecimpung dalam dunia gym, memang diakui CPPS amat tertarik kepada personal trainer.

Baca kisahnya DISINI dan SINI.

Pelik betul penyakit iols ni. Jantung iols akan berdegup kencang. lutut pulak terkulai layu, mulut tergagap apabila melihat kelibat jejaka kacak berbicep kekar.

Gituuuuh.

Itu dulu la kan.

Apabila usia sudah meningkat, pengalaman semakin luas setelah terdedah lama dengan dunia abam-abam hot gym ni, bolehlah dikatakan CPPS sudah sembuh daripada penyakit angau gila bayang dengan personal trainer.

Kalau nampak personal trainer, CPPS akan lari pecut macam tak cukup tanah. Tetiba alergik kan. Padahal dulu terhegeh.

Kebanyakkan mereka, terutamanya yang kategori anak-anak ikan ni, didalamnya "KOSONG".

To them, everything is about appearance.

Rupa paras mereka lebih penting dari segalanya. Otak kosong, attitude sucks fefeeling hensem. Yang penting sado dan tampak maskulin.

Bila sembang, kalau bukan pasal workout, mesti pasal "NAK DIET. DAH SEBU. ARGHHH STRESS KENA DIET. KENA START DIET BALIK. WORKOUT ALL OUT."

Ulang topik sama 18 juta kali.

CPPS ni uols, sangat tertarik dengan orang yang can hold intelligent conversation. Their opinions, ideas about issues. Kalau setakat topik workout, diet memanjang, ensem macam Fattah Amin pun CPPS bagi pandangan serong je. Kah!

Walaupun iols dah tak minat PT nih, tetapi mereka sering tertarik kepada CPPS. Terutamanya PT yang baru-baru, yang baru nampak muka sememeh tetapi comel CPPS kat gym tu.

Nak try CPPS la konon kan. Fefeeling hensem. Cheh!

Okaylah nak dijadikan cerita, baru-baru ni adalah seorang PT baru kat gym selalu iols ~~melacur~~ workout tu. Dia terjumpa Instagram iols, kemudiannya dia mintak nombor telefon.

Homaigawddddd.

So the anak ikan chuols. Baru 23 tahun. Matilanak. CPPS tak paham kenapa anak-anak ikan berkenan sangat kat iols.

Budak ni kita namakan dia F ye.

Iols pun layankan la. Macam kawan-kawan. Seperti yang dijangka, apabila texting, F tidak lain tidak bukan asyik bercerita tentang DIET, WORKOUT, CHEAT DAY dan DIET lagi.

Okay tu takpe.

F juga menganggap CPPS sebagai a shoulder to cry on dan asyik bercerita tentang dirinya yang frust menungging apabila gadis (berusia 30an) yang dia cinta separuh mati mereject dirinya.

Hmmm F ni MILF hunter kot.

Pukul 3 pagi, F akan text iols. Bagitau dirinya tak boleh tidur sebab asyik terfikir pasal perempuan tu. Asyik fikir pasal future. Lepas tu mintak nasihat CPPS.

CPPS bagi satu baris ayat sahaja "MOVE ON PLEASE".

Besoknya pukul 3.30am, masih tak boleh tido kerana fikir benda yang sama.

Hello come on la. Perempuan bukan sorang, dia tu masih muda lagi. Perjalanan hidup masing panjang. Fikir pasal orang yang dah taknak kita buat apa kan.

CPPS tanya la apa yang dia dapat kalau asyik fikir pasal benda yang lepas.

Hambik kau. Panjang lebar dia reply CPPS.

Dia nak dapatkan perempuan tu balik la. Hari-hari doa semoga itu jodoh dia. Kalau bukan jodoh dia, doa semoga dia dapat lupakan perempuan tu etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc..............

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HOMAIGAWD. Ai is menyampah. Terus tak reply. Boriinnngggggg.

Tetapi dia memang gigih kerana rajin whatsapp walaupun kadang-kadang iols tak reply.

Dia nak CPPS buat apa sebenarnya ni?

Nak cakap yang everything will be okay? Yang dia akan dapat balik perempuan tu? Yang dia akan happily ever after?

Heloo. Tak kuasa la iols nak berpura-pura caring, bagi kata-kata semangat.

Lagi satu tak boleh blah, dia tak habis-habis nak mintak belanja.

"Hari ni cheat day i. Jom belanja I"

Hamboiiiiii. Nak mintak belanja pegi la carik sugar mummy kan. Iols ni bukan sugar mummy, mami monster adalah.

Ni bukan pertama kali iols jumpa PT yang macam ni. Pernah ada sekali tu, si PT bajet hensem ni mintak iols belikan reload. MEMANG IDOK LER!

Tapi bukanlah semua PT macam tu kan.

CPPS pernah jumpa seorang yang sangat knowledgeable dan tidak kedekut untuk berkongsi ilmu workout. Dan yang paling CPPS hormat sebab dia tak pernah nak try-try, nak menggatal dengan iols.

Susahkan jadi manusia yang hot mot gorgeous morgeous dan awet muda seperti CPPS ni? Mungkin kena kurangkan pakai susuk. #jangankecam

Memang kena pasang bodyguard ni.

KAH!

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