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So I asked on FB what topic that might interest my readers and the answers I got were very stimulating. Buttcrack. Ketiak. Survival guide in dessert etc. I'm not qualified or experienced enough to write about those things. Hehe Drugs, sex and heartbreak. I wish I can but my mum is one of my reader. I might give her a heart attack. So I met this guy on Tinder (where else?). He was sado so I swiped right. We exchanged phone number, texted for few days and asked my permission to call me one day. So he did, and the night after, and the next night, and few more nights after. He said he like talking to me, love to hear my voice and must hear it everyday (RED FLAG). Well, we got along quite fine initially and find there's a lot of things to talk about. Then he started to get quite needy, calling me "sayang", said he thinks he has fallen for me, want a relationship, worried that I might not like him as much as he liked me, can't help but fall for me etc. ...

My gym buddy rakan seperjuangan, Cik Harimau Do you know why I really need a gym buddy?  Because I really hate it when guys hit on me at the gym. At least when I'm working out with a guy, they won't dare to talk to me. The other day I had to work out alone as my gym buddy was oncall. Remember the foreigner I mentioned HERE ? Since that I saw him a few times. He would say Hi and I would later then pretend to be busy working out and ignoring him. I was on the floor doing bridge, after my squats and lunges. This workout can be very obscene. So there I was trusting my hips in the air. He came and sat down next to me and started talking. "Everytime when I see you, you are always doing your legs." And many other questions. While I appreciate people being friendly, it really annoys me when guys talked to me when I'm working out. I said I have one more set to go and I thought that he'll go away but nope. He just sits there and watch me doing my se...

Bersama bodyguard Cik Panda, Cik Pah dan Cik Meow Kadang-kadang jadi hot stuff ni susah jugak sebenarnya. Susah sebab kita tidak tau apa niat orang yang datang berkawan dengan kita.  Instead of actually knowing the person that you are, they are more interested in your physical apperance. Very direct to the point is, they just wanted to get into your panties. I can tell you that, 70% of guys who approached or befriended me are those with that kind of intention. Penat tau tak Cik Panda nak tapis, nak interview sorang2. Tapi setelah bertahun pengalaman, gerak hati Cik Panda semakin tajam dalam menilai niat seseorang lelaki tersebut.  Nak dijadikan cerita, si retis ni rupanya pun sama jugak macam kebanyakkan lelaki dalam Tinder. Read about him HERE first. So he called again for the second time the other day and we talked for an hour. But it was well...how do I put this..Uols faham2 sendiri la.   Gituhhhhh. So nope. Anda gagal ujian Cik Panda. Tapi Cik Panda l...

At the moment, I'm working towards a toned upper body. My arms are quite flabby and my shoulders are not well formed.  Tapi yang penting ketiak Cik Panda sado.  Gituuu..Iklan sangat kan. Friends have privately messaged me and asked how I slimmed down and maintained my weight. My answer will always be the same EXERCISE and REDUCE CALORIE INTAKE There is no short cut or magic pill for weight loss.  Most of you, my friends, are married with kids so don't compare yourself to me. Iols belum kahwin, anak pun takda. Anak ikan, anak cacing adalah. So iols banyak masa dan tenaga untuk diri sendiri. Cik Panda make it a point to hit the gym at least twice a week.  Plus sbb cik Panda ni selalu makan hati berulam jantung so selera makan pun lintang pukang. But then I'm naturally a small and slow eater so I really don't eat a lot.  When juggling family and work, you guys need willpower and determination in reducing weight. Hendak serib...

Lately my friends, who wanted to start taking whey protein have asked for my recommendations. But before that, read this first to understand protein supplements better.  Which to take is depending on your fitness goal. Here I'm only recommending basic whey protein for beginner and amateurs. 1. BSN Syntha-6 This is the first one I bought. It's a multi-phase protein. Meaning it's a combination between fast, medium and slow release protein. It has whey isolate, concentrate, casein, egg protein among other things.  In terms of taste, this is the best tasting protein. First time taking this, it was okay but then later I can't digest this and had diarrhea immediately after consumption.  The protein per serving 22g/scoop. 2. OPTIMUM NUTRITION GOLD STANDARD 100% WHEY This is by far my favourite brand. It's whey isolate. Usually whey isolate's taste is quite mild (not to heavy or milky or creamy). In fact the double rich choc flavour taste like ...

Tinder Coffee Date Number 3 You think after THIS and THIS  I would give up on Tinder? Nope. If you think I gave up, you obviously didn't know me so well.  So the other day, I matched with a local actor. He was quite polite (as in not saying things like we should have sex). We exchanged a few texts on Tinder before he asked for my number.  And he called me that night. OMG. Akak was sooooo excited! Retis call akak! His voice was manly, smooth, and so so romantic that my heart melted and explode. And his laugh, eargasm. Melting melting melting. I was OVER THE MOON. So we chatted for quite a bit. hung up then did not hear from him again. Ha. ha. ha By the way, akak memang gigih. So I had a coffee date after work with a guy I met on Tinder. I was his first Tinder date.  How old is he you want to ask? Obviously younger. Duhh. Kalau tak younger bukan mak ayam la jawabnya He asked whether I smoke, I said no and he said "Then I'll be waiting for you in...

It is a well known fact that I'm a fitness junkie. The gym is my third home (after home and work place). So much so that my sister said I spent half of my lifetime in the gym.  Which is not true.  And I spent inordinate amount of money on sports attire. In my defense, it is an investment. Good Dri-fit material absorbs sweat better, you don't smell bad even if you sweat like a pig and is still very stretchable a year later. Why am I so commited (addicted) to fitness and how do I stay motivated you ask? Fitness is a lifestyle. It is a lifetime habit. You can read THIS  or THIS  for benefits of regular exercise. To me personally, exercise helps me to destress, maintains my weight and boost my confidence. Gym is a place that i escape from daily life. It is exhausting to pretend to smile when inside you are strangling them. That's how i feel most of the time during my working hours. At the end of the day, I need to release all that negative energy. Whe...

I meet people everyday and I see all kinds of attitude. I can tell you, 70% of the people I met made me think that humanity does not exist anymore. Dealing with all these self-entitled, narcissist, rude people leaved me feeling drained everyday.  I'm an ambivert by nature and being around people is draining enough. So you can understand why at the end of a working day, I've no energy nor the enthusiasm for a night out.  I just want to go home, curl in front of the telly with a good book and a cup of coffee.  Once a while in your life, you met a wonderful person or something beautiful happened. And these kind of things made you feel alive. The best kind of people is someone who remembers details of you, albeit small and insignificant ones. Your likes and dislikes. Who tried to be a part of your life. Who asked you to text them once you are home safely. Someone who noticed the perfect imperfection and said they loved your smile because it made them feel as if it ...

My gym buddy called me mak ayam. My friends call me mak ayam. I don't know why. Adakah kerana rupa akak seperti seekor ayam? Tapi akak rasa kerana akak banyak anak ikan. Ahahaha. Bukan salah akak hokayy anak ikan berduyun-duyun datang kat akak. Akak tak mintak pun.  So baru-baru ni seekor anak ikan, let's just call him S, memancing akak. Sebelum ni weols Hi Hi Bye Bye ja. Baru-baru ni la baru rajin bertegur sapa, berborak. So nak dijadikan cerita, akak setuju la keluar makan lepas menJ-Lokan diri kat gym. Ehhh kantoi pulak jumpa anak ikan kat gym. Masa makan tu akak buat la sesi interview. Eleehh, sekilas anak ikan berenang-renang di parit akak dah tau apa dia nak. Tapi akak buat bimbo, buat dunno.  Borak punya borak, rupa-rupanya si S ni baru 22 tahun. OMG i tell you, they get younger and younger each day. Aishhh. Akak tau la akak umur 18 tahun tapi seriously? 22?! The older I get, the younger they get.  By the way, he looks like he's 23-25ish.  Si ...