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Cik Panda's Bridesmaid Theory

I have this one brilliant theory about choosing bridesmaid. No matter who you choose, do not, I repeat DO NOT choose a girl who is better looking than you are.

But why?!

Your wedding is your big day so logically all spotlight, attention and admiration should be on you. 

 Betul tak uols?

 Para tetamu yang datang sepatutnya tengok uols dengan penuh rasa kekaguman, admiration, adoration dan berkata

 "Oh, she is the most beautiful bride I have ever seen!" 

 Tapi itu semua cuma tinggal harapan dan angan-angan pelaminku musnah kalau uols pilih bridesmaid yang lagi cantik meletup floless dari uols.

 You'll become pale in comparison. Standard la uols. Fokus kita secara automatiknya akan beralih kepada makhluk yang paling helok, cantik dan sempurna.

 Uols nak ke macam tu? Uols nak ke tetamu puji dan pandang bridesmaids uols je?

 People will only look at her (i hope not).

 One of my friend disagree with me and say we should choose someone good looking so the wedding photo will look nice with all beautiful, smiling faces.

 Bila iols cakap macam tu, bukanlah maksud iols untuk pilih bridesmaid yang buruk tak cantik langung. Cumanya pilih lah yang kurang cantik daripada uols. Hihi

Bridesmaids tu sepatutnya jadi assistant uols masa wedding tu. Adjust dress ke, lap-lap peluh ke, touch up make-up ke. 

 Satu lagi, jangan pilih adik beradik sepupu sepapat uols yang masih remaja di umur ketagih wechat sebab all they will do is fix their own makeup, selfie memanjang and bask in the attention given being a bridesmaid. 

 Biasalah, budak-budak baru nak up

 Kejap-kejap nak posing ambik gambar OOTD. Kejap lagi ambik gambar ala-ala couture.

 Kalau ada yang kebetulan bf diorang pun ada kat wedding tu, diorang boleh siap acah-acah romantik macam wedding diorang plak. Ambik gambar siap hashtag #followmeto, #relationshipgoals

 Choiiiii.

 Makanya uols lah terkial-kial, berpeluh-peluh nak berjalan dengan dress uols yang berat dan kembang semangkuk tu (choosing garish, heavy and huge wedding gowns is way beyond my understanding, masuk kereta pun susah), lap peluh sendiri, touch up mekap sendiri.

 SEYDEEEHHHHH

 Baik tak payah ada bridesmaids.

Dear all, give the bride a chance to get all the attention. Sedarlah diri tu setakat bridesmaid. Your time will come.

 May you be the most beautiful, radiant and blushing bride!



Comments

  1. Willie a.k.a ReptozFebruary 27, 2013 at 3:12 PM

    And don't choose a bridesmaid who is popular than you such as "Farah Fauzana" because all the attention will go to her. Hahah!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Cyn WilsonFebruary 28, 2013 at 4:25 AM

    yes yes you are absolutely right!

    ReplyDelete

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