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Rempuan Siher Ngerepak Poret Lok

Rempuan Siher Ngerepak Poret Lok

Sebelum bermula, CPPS ingin meminta maap kepada pembaca gojes CPPS yang kurang memahami bahasa Sarawak kerana post ini 100% dalam Bahasa Melayu Sarawak. 

Sekali sekala ba deng. Dapat juak kitak orang belajar klaka bahasa sawak oh. hihi.

Kamek yakin kebanyakkan kita ada social media macam facebook, twitter nak. Dari sia macam-macam olah orang dapat kita tangga. Molah gelik hati, sakit hati..macam-macam ada. 

Bak kata kawan kamek En. Juroi (bukan nama sebenar),

"Sebelum bukak FB tok nak, kita mesti dah mandik,berak,maca newspaper, minum kopi lok sak tenang jiwa. Sebab nak, stress juak maca post biak-biak mintak puji, emo dlm FB tok."

Sikda hal la mun kita nak makey social media tok pake information etc tapi dari apa kamek dapat rumuskan, social media tok jadi tempat kebanyakkan orang ngeshow, mintak perhatian. 

Ngeshow camne ya? 

haaa...ngeshow la. 

Post2 gambar hadiah gerek/laki/bini berik kakya padah "Tq hubby for this gift" maka tinggal serumah, padah jak la in person ohh..

Mintak perhatian camne ya? 

haaa part tok kamek paling suka mok ngerepak. 

Bukak FB, gambar nya, good morning post gambar nya, good night post gambar nya. Mok madah artis fofular dlm FB, sekda juak orang like/komen gambarnya tek. 

Oh tedaaaahhh.

Post gambar dikmpun molah pose paling kiut/kachak alu tag urang rami-rami kakya ngkah caption "gemoknya /hodohnya saya..." 

Apa motip camya? 

mesti la mok orang komen padah "Eh sekda la, kacak ba kitak. kamek tok baru jaik"

"Sis tak pernah tak cantek". 

Alu berbunga ati kawan tek.
Camya la nya tek.
Aduh belum gik rempuan siher ngerepak pasal Instagram tek. Ya lagik la molah muntah ijo.

Ada tek biak sekolah, bukan kamek jaik tapi nang mukanya bertekang, madah diriknya model, post gambarnya posing macam zaman mak kita bujang dolok marek eh. 

Yaaahh. Sikpat kamek nak madah gik.

Ada tek aduh rasa kacak, mala ngeshow diriknya make baju nunjuk cleavage, nunjuk cameltoe, nunjuk burit, nunjuk spare tyre berlipat. Pegi nya eksesais selfie di gym, make bulu mata pelsu.

Kau Hadoooo?

Nak pelik, beribu followernya, beribu likes nya tapi komen-komen orang digambar ya tek, YARAABBIII. Jaharu sekali komen. 

Ompuan ya tek sik gelik ka komen-komen macam ya?

Kitak orang rempuan gelik sik mun laki kita sik kenal komen "I wish I could grab that ass?"

Kamek sik mok koh. Mahwa hamek

Ada tek mala nongek nunjuk buritnya kacak tek #squat #workout, mala selfie depan cermin gym tapi sik pernah nunjuk video ka gambar camne nya workout tek. Maka nya berjalan atas treadmill jak tek. 

Ada juak pakar motivasi dalam Instagram ya mun kitak orang sik cayak.

Biasa sidak post gambar selfie tek, yer lalu sempat diselitkan dengan kata-kata motivasi. Lalu kitak orang berterimak kasih tek sebab dah diberik motivasi untuk meneruskan hidup yang penoh pancaroba tok.


Iboh kecam rempuan siher, kamek madah nak bena. Tapi mun sapa makan cabik, nya terasa. 

Ooooppssss.

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