Friday Feels: I Want To Be A Cat In My Next Life
I'm tired.
The kind of tiredness that can't be cured with sleep or rest. Just generally tired all over.
Tired of being human and all that comes with being human.
The responsibilities, the monotony, the expectations.
Although I'm not a cat person, in my next life, I want to be a cat. I should be a cat. Please let me be a cat.
Cats probably have the best lives among all species on the planet. Don't you think so?
10 Reasons Why I Should Be A Cat In My Next Life
1. My entire existence would be to eat, sleep, play and repeat. And nobody gonna judge because that's what cats do.
2. Cat sleep a lot. Like 15-16 hours a day. Not lazy but because it's biology. I should definitely be a cat because I love need to sleep.
3. Adored & loveable no matter how fat, bitchy, and diva I am.
4. My only job around the house is to eat, sleep and be a bitch, bossing humans around.
5. I never have to pretend to like people and be left alone whenever I wanted to be left alone.
6. The humans will take care of all my needs for me
7. Cuddles on demand
8. Built in grooming. No need to think about shower, what to wear, makeups, hair, clothes, shoes.
9. No responsibilites
10. NO WORK
I would be the perfect cat. I should be a cat. I want to be a cat.
Not if you are a stray street cat who have to sleep in drains and eat scraps or go hungry.
ReplyDeleteYup you are absolutely right
DeleteLOL! Me too provided I have a good owner who will pamper me :)
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