Cik Panda Kena Ngorat

Dulu-dulu CPPS dikenali sebagai Cik Panda Ratu Tinderella. Setiap minggu ada sahaja date. Ada sahaja jejaka yang cuba mencuri perhatian iols gitu kan.

Tetapi itu semua KLMJ (kenangan lalu mengusik jiwa)

Although Tindering can be fun, but it can also be exhausting and repetitive. It's so rare to find those you can have i~~ntelligent~~ decent conversation with.

But what do you expect kan. Tinder is full of fuckboys.

BUTTT...there are still decent guys there if you know how to filter.

So sekarang ni iols swipe for fun je la kan. market testing. Nak keluar ngedate tu tak lah.

Because I'm very selective in who I spend my time and energy with. If I can't have a decent, meaningful conversation or I can't click with that person online, no point in meeting face to face.

So berbalik kepada cerita asal, no more dates mean no more orang mengorat iols la kan.

Walaupun iols ni seorang makhluk yang sedap mata memandang dan ramai yang percaya iols terlalu ramai peminat, itu semua khayalan saja.

Realitinya orang takut nak ngorat iols. Adakah kerana iols terlalu cantik? KAH!!

Okay so ceritanya macam ni.

Setelah sekian lama tidak dingorat, tetiba ada seorang lelaki ni nak try test power dia.

Bukan kenal daripada Tinder ke dating apps lain, met through work.

Ada pulak angin bertiup sepoi-sepoi bahasa menyampaikan khabar yang si mamat nih playboy. Okay takpe kita tunggu dan lihat.

Setelah mendapat nombor telefon iols, dia sangat rajin dan tekun whatsapp SETIAP HARI!

Tak cukup dengan good morning, good night tambah dengan emoticon bunga-bunga, smiley-smiley setiap hari.

CPPS rasa penggunaan emoticon seminggu dia bersamaan dengan emoticon iols setahun.

Kalau CPPS tak reply, dia akan hantar message bertubi-tubi dan menggunakan ayat minta simpati

" You dah lupakan I ke?"

Sesetengah orang mungkin akan suka perhatian yang sebegitu tetapi iols rasa rimas.

Sekius me, I have a life okay and ~~I have other guys to entertain,~~ I have friends and family to reply to.

Lagi ayat bikin panas

" Ye la, siapalah I. Bukan dato bukan CEO bukan orang kaya berduit. Mesti you nak orang-orang macam tu kan."

Savage

Lepas tu pakai ayat buaya darat. Omg. ayat buaya darat macam mana tu?

Contohlah ye

CPPS: " Ehh hujan plak. Best nih kalau tido tak payah keja"
Buaya darat: " Bestkan hujan. Lagi best kalau you ada kat sebelah I"

Buaya darat: " *emoticon sedih*
CPPS: " Ha kenapa tu?"
B.D: " Sedih. kurang kasih sayang"
CPPS: " Ha pegilah beli kat supermarket"
B.D: " tapi i nak kasih sayang daripada you"

Ek elehhh. Ingat sweetlah pakai ayat macam tu. Gahaha. Nak mengorat budak wechat bolehlah pakai ayat macam tu. Ni Cik Panda Ex-Tinderella/ pakar buaya darat okay.

Umum mengetahui perempuan suka dipuji tetapi apabila fokusnya cuma pada luaran contohnya:

" I suka tengok you. Cantik, kecik molek je. I loike."

" You cantik macam bidadari lah. I still tak boleh move on dengan kecantikkan you."

Helooo pelisssss. So cliche so muntah hijau.

It might work for other girls but not for me. When guys are so mesmerized or emphasize too much on my physical appearance, it's a turn off.

Why?

Because you are only interested in my appearance and not because of who I am, my passion, my interest, my strength and weakness etc. Things that really matter.

Ni tak. Pakai ayat jantan keparat fuckboys memang idok leeee.

Bila uols baca ayat-ayat buaya darat tu, kedengarannya seperti ayat anak-anak ikan atau budak-budak baru nak up kan.

Tak okayy. Mamat tu sebaya dengan iols. Dah kertu tapi mengorat macam budak-budak. kah!

Sebenarnya tak susah pun nak ngorat iols dan kebanyakkan perempuan yang berkualiti lain, you just have to show that you really care about them as a person sincerely.

Perempuan hati batu pun boleh cair kalau ada orang yang betul-betul ikhlas ambil berat pasal dia.

Betul tak uols?

So apa CPPS buat?

CPPS layan dia macam kawan-kawan, buat bodoh je dengan ayat-ayat manis diabetis dia. Jual mahal sikit je, nak tengok sejauh mana usaha dan keikhlasan dia.

Sebab pada iols, kalau orang itu berniat ikhlas ingin mengenali uols sebagai seorang individu, dia akan berusaha sesukar mana sekalipun.

Iols layan tak layan dan akhirnya dia semakin senyap. hihi.

Mungkin juga dia rasa dia difriendzone? Ataupun dia tidak ikhlas dalam mengenali CPPS?

Hmmmm.. Next please!

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