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Lelaki Bermulut Puaka The Sequel


Anda ketinggalan dalam membaca al-kisah lelaki bermulut puaka?

Baca DISINI

Lelaki bermulut puaka bukan sahaja rasa diri mereka entitled untuk memberi komen kurang membina tentang bentuk fizikal seorang gadis. Malah merasakan diri berhak untuk komen your ability and potential.

Di suatu pagi yang tidak berapa pagi tetapi tidak jugak tengah hari, Cik Panda bukak la phone sebab baru bangun tido kan dan mula la mereply Whatsapp satu demi satu.

Makanya ada seorang jantan puaka ni message dalam pukul 8.20am dan iols reply dalam 10.30am.

"Amboi baru bangun ke?"

"yup"

"awal you bangun"

Cik Panda bagi emoticon senyum bergigi

"Wife material sangat."

Iols clarify samada dia menyindir iols sebab bangun lambat. Yes dia menyindir. Bergurau katanya.


Inilah jantan puaka yang tanya rumah iols ada aircond tak sebab nak datang tido kat rumah iols. 

Dia jugak jantan puaka yang asyik ajak iols datang rumah dia sebab nak iols tolong masak untuk dia, sebab dia tak biasa keseorangan di rumah. Semua sebab parents dia takde kat rumah.

Inilah jugak jantan sama yang selalu ajak jumpa tapi suruh iols drive pergi tempat dia tengah lepak.

Silap orang la brader.

You are dealing with mak hayam. Lain lah kalau dia nak try anak ayam (chicks) boleh la pakai trick lame macam tu.

Iols sound je direct 

"Tolong jangan buat perangai jerk macam ni boleh? Nak aircond kuat gi tido kat mall. Nak makan? Belajar masak sendiri. Sunyi tak biasa takde orang kat rumah? Learn to be independent. If I'm a girl I can do it, why can't you?"

Tapi iols takde la mulut puaka macam dia kan nak sindir dia "husband material sangat"

Tipikal lelaki Malaysia

Cepat sangat nak judge seorang perempuan. Bukan wife material la, mother material la semata sebab dia lambat bangun or tak pandai masak.

Iols nak bangun pukul 6am kenapa? Bukannya iols ada anak nak jaga, ada suami nak sediakan makan minum. Hari cuti iols kot dimana iols boleh buat apa iols nak.

Orang kalau tak pandai masak, boleh belajar. Nak tak nak je.

Habis uols tu husband material sangat ke?

Sudah la tak helok, perangai macam hanjeng, manja tak kena dengan tempat and umur, apa pun tak reti! 

Kalau uols expect wife uols keja dia masak, kemas rumah, jaga anak je baik uols hire orang gaji je kan?

BIKIN PANAS


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