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Jerks, Jerks Everywhere!


So after my first Tinder unfortunate experience which I blog about HERE, you would think I gave up on Tinder?

 No.

 Hakak masih gigih lagi menswipe ke kanan. But most of the time I swipe left. I swipe left sooo many times I worry about myself.

 But I do more chatting than anything else. Nothing deep. Just Hi Hi Bye Bye. How was your day? Have you eaten? There are really a few that I click with. 

And the more I go on Tinder, the more jerks I met.

 By jerks, I mean guys who wanted hookups. 

 Every night my prayer would be "Tuhan, jauhkanlah lelaki yang berniat tidak ikhlas dan dekatkanlah mereka yang berhati baik dan niat ikhlas."

 And the next morning when I opened my inbox, I would receive messages like 

 "We should have sex" or "I want to get in bed with you."

Cry internally.

 So there is this one guy I chatted with. We got on quite well online. He was trying to draw the line from the beginning. Saying things like

 "I'm just your distraction. Nothing serious. If you want to manja2 with me, yes we can do that. But anything involving commitment, I'm not interested. Ohh you know la girls always misunderstood when a guy is so nice to them, they wanted the guy to be her bf..bla bla bla"

 I also drew my line. 

I said I'm not here for hookups, find a bf or God forbid, a future husband. I'm just here for someone to talk to and a friend would be nice.

 So we have been texting and were supposed to go for coffee on Thursday. He insisted on picking me up at my place. 

I said I would rather drive and meet where we are supposed to meet. I proposed a place and he said the place is boring. I left the decision to him and he is still undecided on Wednesday night.

 I just got back from the gym, I have not showered or eaten. He asked me to send my location as he insisted to pick me up. I sent my location. My bad. I know. But he doesn't really know where my house is exactly.

 Surprisingly he dropped by. I thought he was joking. I came down to meet him with my hair still wet and not dressed. I thought I just gonna say Hi, thanks for coming, and now go back.

 He was in the car, hands on the door, smoking, and said

 "Hi. It's either you hop in the car, we go for a drink or I come up to your house."

 How charming.

 I said I was not dressed (I was wearing shorts for God's sake!), I didn't have my wallet but he managed to persuade me to go for a drink nearby.

 At the mamak shop, I was sitting crossing my legs and he asked if I'm nervous. I said no and he said arrogantly "But your body language says otherwise"

 Dude, I'm not nervous but I'm uncomfortable. I don't like to go out in public dressed inappropriately. And I obviously don't like you popping unannounced.

 He lit his cigarette without asking me if it's ok for him to smoke in front of me, a non-smoker.  No manners and courtesy at all. We didn't talk a lot. Just sat next to each other, watching whatever is on TV and he said

 "What a bad cinematography, no wonder I don't watch tv anymore."

 Duhh it's TV1. What do you expect?

 I said jokingly "Datang mamak tengok tv pulak. ha ha ha."

 He then said " Yeah kat rumah you pun boleh tengok tv kan."

 I seriously hate it when he always made comments about wanting to come to my house. It's rude and disrespectful. I don't invite strangers into my house. 

 They then changed the channel and Hindustan movie was on. To me it was funny so I laugh. He said

 "What's so funny? Suka sangat ni kenapa? What a bad acting. That's why I don't watch TV anymore. So you went to the gym just now? Buat ape je?"

 "I did upper body today."

 Suddenly he poked my upper arm and said "Upper body? Takde pun muscle you."

 Hakak masih boleh rilek lagi.

 Thank God we were only there 20 minutes. After he paid for the drinks, I walked in front of him towards the car when he asked me how long have I been going to the gym. I said more than a year and then he said

 "Kaki you tak toned pun."

 Ehhh helooo. 

All these comments and remarks from somebody who is not even remotely good looking, face full of acne scars, kulit gelap BERTEKANG, with terrible looking teeth and without a figure. He's not even a gym goer. 

 I was kind enough not to say all that because I don't judge people from the physical appearance but if you yourself are not good looking with an ass attitude like that, then you are really really ugly, both inside and outside. 

 Hakak tak kisah kalau dia nak komen takda muscle la apa la kalau dia tu helok, badan sado tapi ni habuk pun taraakkk.

 After he got home, he texted and asked me if I think he's creepy. Yes he is creepy. What kind of jerk insisted to come into a girl's house when they first met?

 It's no surprise I cancel the Thursday coffee date.
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