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Over Confidence For Sale. PM me.

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 I once posted about how not to give guys your phone number HERE 

So the other day, on my off day, I went for lunch and shopping alone. The perk of having your off days on weekdays, no one is available to accompany me. 

So there I was grocery shopping, at the weighing station waiting for the staff to weight my chicken. 

Standing next to me is 2 Black guys, waiting for the staff to cut their meat. 

They were chatting and I heard one of the guy, the overly confident among the two, let's just call him A, mentioned Sarawak bla bla. 

I buat muka bodooo. 

After waiting for quite a while, these two guys wanted to add on items and weigh it too then requesting separate plastic bags. 

A then turned to me and said

"I'm sorry to keep you waiting." 

I just gave a smile and said it's okay.

Ingatkan habis di situ. Dia sambung lagi

"Are you local? Are you from Sarawak?"

I said yes. Thankfully my chicken is done. Took it then quickly walked away. Was browsing through frozen section when A came over again. 

Ya ampuunnn dia ni tidak habis-habis.

"Are you Christian?"

"Yes."

"Which church you worship? St John's? Can I have your contact number?" sambil senyum gatal dan konfiden.

"HFC, Kajang. No, I can't give my number. My husband is not going to be happy." Thank God I have my ANTI-CREEP ring on. 

He said sorry then I walked away. Ingatkan sudah habis ni. So I went to sauces station and was looking at mayonnaise when A came over again. 

Memang tidak faham bahasa ni. Mungkin perlu cakap bahasa Bidayuh.

"Do you have kids?"

"No I don't"

"Oh. Are you sure you are married?"

Penampar nak penampar? I think you should bottle your over confidence and sell it. Nasib baik dia faham bahasa lepas tu. 

So I then went to my Zumba class where over confident aunties hog the front line, covered my view and Zumba like an over-excited octopus, tentacles everywhere that will slap you in the face if you come too near. 

Yes Zumba should be fun but it can be dangerous if you are coordination and rhythmically challenged. When you are supposed to go right, you don't go left. 

Zumba should come with a warning. 

What i do on off days. GYM. On those rare occasions, i have a workout buddy. Punya susah mo jumpa ni manusia ni. 


Lepak kedai kopi mahal. Tengok boleh hilang stress ka tidak.

Comments

  1. FlorenceJanuary 28, 2015 at 10:18 PM

    Sy Sgt malas Mau layan black punya org itu....kat sini sgt banyak... seolah2 mereka org local..

    ReplyDelete
  2. WallterKimBumJanuary 29, 2015 at 5:34 PM

    hahahahah.. penangan nigga ba ko skrg Cyn.. always enjoy reading ur blog.

    ReplyDelete

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