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Oops Moment At Work


Moment oopss ni bukanlah terjadi kat iols tetapi rakan sekerja iols.

 SOO FUNNEEEHHHH bagi weols lah. Bagi dia, boleh mendatangkan serangan sakit jantung dan keadaan ketiak basah.

 Cuak gila. But still super funny to the rest of us.

 Nak dijadikan cerita, iols mintaklah tolong colleague ni, kita namakan dia Syaz, scan dokumen yang berkaitan dengan kerja ke PC dia. Daripada PC dia tu, dia emailkan kat iols la kan.

 Kebetulan pulak, nama iols sama dengan CEO syarikat. CEO kitorang ni pulak jenis no-nonsense, Iron Lady gitu kan.

 Si Syaz pulak confident tahap gaban main letak je la kan email address nak send tu. Tak check pun.

 Tunggu punya tunggu takde pulak masuk inbox ai email tu.

 "Eh Syaz, dah email ke document tadi tu kat I?"

"Dah laaa."

 "Eh apsal takde pun." sambil iols dok refresh-refresh email.

 "Jap I check." kata Syaz.

 "ALAMAKKKKKKK. I HANTAR KAT CEO! MACAM MANA NIIII?!!?" Syaz dah macam nak nangis, ketiak basah dah kot time tu.
Uols pernah tak tersalah hantar email kat orang? Kiki. Bila ingat balik kelakar, tapi masa kejadian mesti kecut perut uols!

 "RECALL! RECALL!!" terpekik terlolong dah macam ada kebakaran kat opis. Terus la gigih iols google macam mana nak recall email kan.

 Setelah berjaya recall email tu, Syaz pun menarik nafas lega. Tiba-tiba 30 minit kemudian, dia dapat email daripada CEO

 "What is this for?"

 "ALAMAK CYN!!!! Macam mana ni?"

 Kitorang yang lain dah pakat guling-guling atas lantai gelakkan dia. Bwahahahahha.

 "Ala, engko mintak maaf je lah cakap salah hantar. Nasib baik bukan benda merepek engko email. Dibuatnya email gambar bogel ke apa ke, kantoi. Bwahahaha"

 Okaylah sekian lawak sendu CPPS hari ni. Bwahahahahha

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