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KLMJ ~ Kenangan Lalu Mengusik Jiwa adalah satu ungkapan yang sering digunakan apabila seseorang itu mengenang kembali kenangan lampau

Masa kehidupan sosial sis sangat active dek kerana active berTinderina beberapa tahun lepas, hidup i bolehlah dikatakan meriah, berwarna-warni, full of surprises dengan pelbagai gelagat & tingkah laku penghuni Tinder.

Masa tu, I tidak berkira dengan masa & tenaga melayan, berkawan dengan orang.

Nak jumpa & lepak mamak pukul 10 malam? Okay on.

Nak pergi roller-bladding kat Tasik Titiwangsa pukul 8 malam? Takda hal, pukul 7.30pm dah siap.

Not necessarily happier, but lots of up & down, jalan-jalan berliku mengenali diri dan manusia.

Sepanjang masa sis berkawan dengan mereka ini, memang perwatakkan iols adalah seorang yang mengambil berat, mild-mannered & not some psycho, gold digging bitch kan.

Normal lah berkawankan. So kadang-kadang kita dengar dia cerita pasal bad days, kadang-kadang kita pulak yang meluah kat dia.

I wish I could be crazier, psycho, demanding but I'm just not like that, no matter how much of a jerk that guy is. The meanest I could do is, just cut off all communication & disappear.

So anyway, some of it ends on bad terms but most just sizzled & we stop talking. Standard lah Tinder kan.

Pelik tapi benar, diorang akan datang balik dalam hidup sis. Tunggulah setahun dua, ada yang mengintai di inbox Instagram. Ada yang "Hey. How are yusss" di Whatsapp.

Ada jenis yang psycho, dia block kita lepas tu unblock lepas tu block lepas tu send request lagi.

They always come back. KLMJ sangat. Tapi motif diorang datang balik tu kurang diketahui.

Ada yang saja nak kepochi jadi CCTV tengok life kita macam mana, ada yang sangap ingat kita ni terhegeh nak layan dia balik, ada yang bosan dengan GF/ wife saja nak cari hiburan, ada yang saja nak tanya khabar (ada motif tersembunyi mungkin? kita nantikan)

Yang sis gemar adalah mereka yang jujur saja bagitau saja tanya khabar, nak catch up with each other, update each other on life etc.

Yang sis tak berapa gemar ialah jenis-jenis buaya darat fakboi yang saja nak test water.

"Hey, how are you?"

"Good, thanks. You"

3 days later "Good too. Are you still in KL?"

Aiyo. Is it just me that dislike people who send messages like this? Can't you just tell me what you want in 1 text like this?

"Hey how are you? Are you still in KL because I've got an itch that need somebody to scratch for me."

Kan senang. Jalan lurus ja no belok-belok. Mukadimah konon haktuihhhh. Sis is no more makan mukadimah-mukadimah ni. Hihi.

Sekarang sis is super duper malas bersosial, agak berkira dengan masa & tenaga sis.

My circle is definitely smaller but heart is full. Gituhhhhhhhhh

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