Jelly Belli

Berkerja dalam bidang customer service atau frontline memang sangat mencabar dan sangat menguji kesabaran. Tiap-tiap hari uols akan jumpa ragam manusia yang membuatkan uols rasa nak hantuk kepala kat dinding pun ada. It makes you think that humanity, common courtesy and manners is dead. But once in a while, you will come across people who are really inspiring and instill your faith in humanity again. Memang betul stress dan menyampah tetapi tidak dinafikan sangat menghiburkan. Everyday it's a different experience. Berikut merupakan pengalaman yang dialami oleh kawan iols, kita namakan dia Miss XX (bukan nama sebenar). Nak dijadikan cerita, satu hari ni, seorang gadis berusia awal 20an masuklah ke store tempat Miss XX ni bertugas. Kebetulan Miss XX sedang sibuk melayan seorang customer, so rakan sekerja dia lah yang attend budak pompuan ni kan. Rakan kerja dia kita namakan Miss YY. Miss YY ni tanyalah "Yer cik, apa yang boleh saya bantu?" Budak perem...

CPPS jenis orang yang selalu balik kerja tepat-tepat, melainkan ada urusan yang perlu diselesaikan. Nak dijadikan cerita, ada hari tu iols balik lambat sikit. tak banyak pun, sikit je. dalam 5 minit macam tu je. So tengah kemas-kemas meja, laptop sebelum balik tu, boss iols lalu la kat belakang iols tu "Yes Cynthia Jetan (amboi kau full name terus dia sebut), kenapa tak balik lagi?" Boss iols ni Chinese tapi sangat suka bertutur dalam Bahasa Malaysia dan agak fasih BMnya. "Nak balik dah la ni" "Eh where's your BF ah? How come he never pick you up?" CPPS tersentap, terkesima, speechless, tiba-tiba terasa hidup iols ni lame pathetic and sad. Lalu iols tundukkan kepala, berjalan perlahan-lahan, curl myself into a ball and cry under the table. Robin Scherbatsky is goal Okay tak-tak. tu semua drama je. Mestilah iols tak buat macam tu. Kahhhh! "Aiya boss, balik sendiri lahhh" Lepas tu boss iols tu boleh pulak mengomel kat...

"Wow. What happen to your boobs? They have grown" *insert a wink and a smirk* "Did you get a regular 'massage'? Ahem. You know like, from a guy?" *insert double wink* "You main ehhhh?" *Insert muka sangap* Dude, come on la. Teori siapa yang bengong sangat tu. Oh you know la which theory that says whenever a girl's boobs gets bigger it's because the boobies got massaged and sucked on regularly.  Pardon the language. Ni mesti teori orang sangap mana ntah. Nampak sangat kan diorang tu tak faham Biologi tubuh perempuan. Ponteng kelas biologi ke chuols? Kemonlaaahhhh. Kalau teori tu betul, industri boob job dah lama gulung tikar. Did you see them going bankrupt? No right. In fact they grow stronger year by year. Even if massaging the breast can enlarge them, I doubt a lot of guys will know the CORRECT technique to do it.  *insert smirk* Eleh setakat ramas-ramas, uli-uli tu bukan mengurut pun. Ingat macam nak buat r...

Stressnya Bila Stress! Stress is one of the overused words, besides "Malaslah". "Stressnya tak dapat cuti" "Stresslah macam ni. Cuti pun jam sana sini" "Ai dah gemuk. Stress!" "Nak tercirit dah ni tapi stuck dalam jam kat highway. RnR jauuh lagi. Stresss!" Okay nampak tak betapa luasnya penggunaan perkataan stress dalam kehidupan seharian? Yes stress is overused but ironically underestimated.  A little stress is okay. Some stress is needed to push ourselves but as with anything in life, it's all about balance. The problem comes when there is too much stress and you can't cope with it. Too much stress can cause physical, emotional and mental complications. Or it can also be vice versa in a way that any physical, emotional and mental complications lead to stress. Ohh i don't know. Stress pulak fikir kan? Okay Apa Itu Stress? Stress adalah tindak balas semula jadi badan kita terhadap ancaman, whether the...

Siapa tak suka hari Jumaat? Everyone loves Friday! Friday is my favourite day! More than I like saturday or sunday. The anticipation of a weekend is greater than the weekend itself. Gahahaha! Jumaat, dalam bulan December, hujung-hujung tahun memang seronok sebab ramai yang cuti, ofis agak sunyi, kerja plak dah tak banyak so keadaan di ofis agak lengang dan santai. On one of those Fridays, colleague iols ada satu urgent order yang dia perlu hantar. Tapi dia pulak kena ada kerja yang kena settle, orang yang biasa buat urgent delivery plak ramai cuti. Memandangkan weols nak carik alasan keluar opis  kebetulan tak busy, maka iols dan sorang lagi colleague volunteer la nak hantar order tu kan. Walaupun tak familiar dengan area Ampang tapi yakin je lah kan pakai Waze bagai. Deng! Waze pulak tak boleh jumpa alamat yang dia bagi, dibawaknya kita ke branch yang lain.  Takpe kita cuba dulu.  Dah sampai kat tempat tu, dia cakap kena hantar kat HQ sebab cek kat H...

Ahhhh what a life. There is so much happiness in this photo Rasanya belum terlambat untuk CPPS wish uols semua Happy New Year 2018! Semoga tahun baru ni mendatangkan lebih banyak rezeki, kejayaan dan kebahagian buat uols semua. So how did your 2017 went? Here's some of the highlights from my 2017. Mind you,this is a very special post because any personal post is very rare. hihi. Wedding bells 2017 is a year of weddings for my group of friends! hahahaha. The wedding dash started with Masnur's wedding in early February, in Ipoh. It was a great excuse for a road trip to Ipoh then Penang with my bunch of crazy people. Twinnie Beth ( we shared the same birthday) got married in February. It was succchhhhh a beautiful wedding and I'm glad to be a part of the celebration. My dear friend Mordi on the far right also recently got engaged in December. Such a happy year for Gang Belakang Esbok. This is my 22B geng. Brandan and Val got married in July. Be...