Abammmmm tolong selamatkan dinda yang lemah ni dari pakcik puaka! |
Kali ni iols nak cerita pulak pasal pakcik puaka di gym. Dia ni bukanlah watak baru, malah sudah mempuakai hidup Cik Panda di SINI dan SINI.
Memang, memang terbukti pakcik puaka ni kebal dengan taktik "I'm sorry. I'm engaged."
Cik Panda dah dua minggu tak attend Zumba sebab ye la uols, busy kan. Jet setter katakan. Sekejap Kuching sekejap KL sekejap Bali. eh??
So last Friday, I was at the gym attending Zumba class. Pakcik puaka was there and while waiting for the class he came and talk to me
"Hey. Long time didn't see you. where have you been?"
"Emm i was busy"
"So how's your fiance? Is he still around?"
"Yeah he's fine and still very much around."
"I'm still waiting for my chance to be with you. When is he going to be gone? I want to bring you out. When are you free?"
"err..."
"I want to bring you to this hot spring in felda. Very nice. It's paradise on earth. I want to go with you. We can go just the two of us. It will be very nice."
"Oh you have been there? Why need to bring me. Ask your other friends along la."
"No! no! I only want to go with you. You cannot go with anyone else. You cannot go with your fiance. It will be very nice."
The thought of going anywhere intimate and nice with this middle aged, hairy, pakcik puaka berangan almost killed me, even if it's paradise on earth.
PARADISE ON EARTH MY FOOT!
"To be honest, when you are not here during the class, I always remember how you dance in front of me, especially some of the songs that you dance so well. I imagine you dancing in front of me. I feel so happy."
FFFFFffffffffff......
Yucks! SHIT
Geli iolssss. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
This is my fiance and he'll cut you into pieces. Abammmm tolong dinda!! |
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