Usually when a writer goes missing for months and months on end, they are probably experiencing writer's block or dead. I'm none of those. I'm too busy living my fabulous and enviable life of working, working and working.
Enviable my foot.
Last few months have been so hectic with so many things on my plate. At one point of time I think i lost myself. Was so glad to be back in my hometown for few days last week for my younger sister's wedding. It was so good to be able to spend time with my loved ones. Wedding brings people together so it was sooo good to see friends and relatives I've not seen for ages gather together.
So according to tradition, I received a gold ring from my sister as she "langkah bendul" which i proudly wear on my ring finger, in addition to my existing anti-creep ring.
Your younger sister's wedding is also the time when people asked when is my turn? My answer
"rilek lok. Agik awal ba tok." sambil eksen2 nangga jam tangan.
By the way, back to my "enviable" life of working and working out, i regularly attended this zumba class at the gym. There is one Middle East, middle aged man with white hair who is a regular attendees, let's just call him John. he said he like my energy during class and we said Hi to each other like civilized adults so I did not think too much about it.
Then one day, I was late and the studio was almost full so I had to stand at far back near the entrance. I couldn't see the instructor and the aunty2 over confident go left instead of right. Suffice to say, I wasn't happy.
The week after that, John said to me during class, "I saw that you were not happy last week."
Err...okay.
I gave my excuses, said "See you next week" and went out of the studio.
The following week, he was standing behind me in class and said he can't wait for the day to arrive so he can see me and wanted to give me something after class. When we were done, he asked whether it's ok if we were to meet and talk outside of the gym? He then gave me his name card and asked me to call him. When i got home, i tossed the card in the dustbin.
Then the week after, I saw him behind me from the back of my eyes during class. ai buat bodooo and talked to a friend I have not seen for sometime. When I was doing my barbell squat, he came to me and asked why didn't i called. I said i lost his card and he took my number there and then. Pleaded with me to make time to go out for coffee or meal with him. I said i worked long hours (which i really do) and my one off day is my gym and rest day. I don't have time for dates.
Texted me the next day and still insisting on meeting me for meals. I refused to meet anyone until they are frank with their intentions.
Manalah tau MLM. Iolss tak layan MLM ni and paling tidak suka kawan yang ajak makan, bersosial sebab mau intro, ajak masuk MLM.
Back to story, he finally admitted that he would want to meet me for coffee, nice meals, jalan2, sight seeing, bonding, dancing and finally we can dance together because apparently my dancing is awesome.
Fffffffffff...Saya sudah agak.
So i said "I'm sorry. I'm not sure my fiance will be happy with that idea." Tiada fiance pun saya pandai tiba2 ada fiance.
He apologized, said then he had no chance, congratulates "my fiance" and ayat paling tidak tahan dia "hope he dance better than me".
Yahhhh..confident itu amat penting.
He got rhythm, he can dance but nope, not the kind of guy who can dance well. Imagine ulat sagu bergerak dari poin A ke poin B. Not sexy at all.
And because of guys like this, i wear my anti-creep ring 24/7, 365 days.
and this is like the 4-5th person who are attracted to me because of my dancing. Maybe I should tone it down. Why can't a hot girl (puittt :p) do her own thing at the gym without being pick up? That's why i always put on my "bitch face" when i do my weight lifting.
Flip barbell!!
Enviable my foot.
Last few months have been so hectic with so many things on my plate. At one point of time I think i lost myself. Was so glad to be back in my hometown for few days last week for my younger sister's wedding. It was so good to be able to spend time with my loved ones. Wedding brings people together so it was sooo good to see friends and relatives I've not seen for ages gather together.
Your younger sister's wedding is also the time when people asked when is my turn? My answer
"rilek lok. Agik awal ba tok." sambil eksen2 nangga jam tangan.
By the way, back to my "enviable" life of working and working out, i regularly attended this zumba class at the gym. There is one Middle East, middle aged man with white hair who is a regular attendees, let's just call him John. he said he like my energy during class and we said Hi to each other like civilized adults so I did not think too much about it.
Then one day, I was late and the studio was almost full so I had to stand at far back near the entrance. I couldn't see the instructor and the aunty2 over confident go left instead of right. Suffice to say, I wasn't happy.
The week after that, John said to me during class, "I saw that you were not happy last week."
Err...okay.
I gave my excuses, said "See you next week" and went out of the studio.
The following week, he was standing behind me in class and said he can't wait for the day to arrive so he can see me and wanted to give me something after class. When we were done, he asked whether it's ok if we were to meet and talk outside of the gym? He then gave me his name card and asked me to call him. When i got home, i tossed the card in the dustbin.
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| in case you are wondering, he looked like Steve Martin but less good looking |
Then the week after, I saw him behind me from the back of my eyes during class. ai buat bodooo and talked to a friend I have not seen for sometime. When I was doing my barbell squat, he came to me and asked why didn't i called. I said i lost his card and he took my number there and then. Pleaded with me to make time to go out for coffee or meal with him. I said i worked long hours (which i really do) and my one off day is my gym and rest day. I don't have time for dates.
Texted me the next day and still insisting on meeting me for meals. I refused to meet anyone until they are frank with their intentions.
Manalah tau MLM. Iolss tak layan MLM ni and paling tidak suka kawan yang ajak makan, bersosial sebab mau intro, ajak masuk MLM.
Back to story, he finally admitted that he would want to meet me for coffee, nice meals, jalan2, sight seeing, bonding, dancing and finally we can dance together because apparently my dancing is awesome.
Fffffffffff...Saya sudah agak.
So i said "I'm sorry. I'm not sure my fiance will be happy with that idea." Tiada fiance pun saya pandai tiba2 ada fiance.
He apologized, said then he had no chance, congratulates "my fiance" and ayat paling tidak tahan dia "hope he dance better than me".
Yahhhh..confident itu amat penting.
He got rhythm, he can dance but nope, not the kind of guy who can dance well. Imagine ulat sagu bergerak dari poin A ke poin B. Not sexy at all.
And because of guys like this, i wear my anti-creep ring 24/7, 365 days.
and this is like the 4-5th person who are attracted to me because of my dancing. Maybe I should tone it down. Why can't a hot girl (puittt :p) do her own thing at the gym without being pick up? That's why i always put on my "bitch face" when i do my weight lifting.
Flip barbell!!
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