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Me and My Fascination With Personal Trainers


OMG. Pengakuan berani mati sungguh. Zaassss

Well anyway, unsurprisingly, it turns out Mr Hunky Hunk and I were incompatible on SOOOOO many levels. So we decided not to pursue anything more. 


After quite a while of not seeing each other, the first thing he said to me while squeezing my back fat was

"You have a lot of water retention. You should take L-Carnitine. Oh by the way, I'm so stressed that I lost 2 kg muscle mass. This pants used to be quite tight you know...bla bla bla"


I seriously appreciate your advice. Thanks. *Roll eyes* and gosh your story is so fascinating!


Last 2 months while at work, I came across this customer. We chatted and to summarize, he's a Sabahan working here in KL, looking for supplements for body building as he intend to go for a competition next year. 


I thought that was it.

Then 2 weeks ago, bumped into him and he recognized me. So we chatted a bit and it turns out he's working at the gym in the mall. 


Guess what? 

As a personal trainer. 

I laughed and made a face. Predictably, all he talked about was body building stuff. Supplements, kinds of workouts, bla bla bla blaaa. *Yawn*

I think I had enough of personal trainers. That's it, I'm not impressed anymore.


KONON. Tapi masih juga merecik kalau tengok personal trainer sado. Choiiiiii.

But anyway, in my next life, harap-harap lah iols dijelmakan menjadi personal trainer yang sado serta hensem. Sah-sah iols jadi playboy or gay. 


Patutlah Tuhan jadikan saya perempuan kan? Selamatlah anak gadis diluar sana.

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