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That Glorious Birthday Staycation:  The Royal Chulan Damansara Seperti yang uols sedia maklum, CPPS melangkah dengan jaya dalam dunia 3 series. Trust me, there is nothing bad about being in your 30's.  Except your metabolism will start to betray you.  And your energy level drop.  And then your hormones go haywire. Ehhh?! it does sound bad, isn't it? But no, it's not that bad. By the way, how do you celebrate your birthday when you get older?  Uols tau tak macam mana iols celebrate birthday iols? Haruslah kita manjakan diri. Iols mulakan dengan sesi facial di tempat favourite iols, Herbaline The Mines . Aduhhh perasaan dibelai manja sampai tertido itu sangat sukar digambarkan dengan kata-kata wahai sisturku. Okay lepas tu weols pegi gym. Dan malam tu balik rumah makan megi kari. Can you believe it I had megi kari for a birthday dinner?  Yes it's true because megi kari is life. Lepas tu iols keluarlah lepak makan kek sambil bergosip bers...

Kisah abang sado bernama A ni bermula di SINI , SINI . Si A ni kesimpulannya adaaaaa saja yang dia nak komen pasal workout routine iols.  "Asyik squats je." Eleh yang uols tu asyik shoulder, back tu iols diamkan je tau. Huh! So anyway, hari tu macam biasa rabu adalah Zumba day iols. On the way nak ke changing room, ternampak A so singgahlah borak dengan dia sekejap. "Ni datang zumba la hari ni?" "Ye la. Mau ditanya lagiiii" "Cukup ke zumba sekali minggu je?" SERIOUSLYYYYY?? Are we having this conversation againnnnn?! "I pegi 2 kali seminggu la. Sabtu kan I pegi NST." "Eh you pegilah kelas yang pukul 3 tu, Sunny. Lepas tu baru la workout until 5 macam tu ke." "Ahh malaslah. 3pm lewat sangat. Kalau i pegi 1pm, lepas tu by 3pm boleh settle. Petang tu boleh pegi makan ke jalan-jalan ke" "Ehh pegi gym lepas tu pegi makan. Macam defeat the purpose la." "Ehhhh ...

Orang ni menyemakkan hidup iols mulanya kat SINI , SINI ,  SINI ,  SINI . Maigawd.  Berepisod, berseason-season persis drama melayu. Lama-lama iols boleh jadi gila melayan manusia kurang kasih sayang macam ni tau. Setelah diceramah oleh iols lagi sekali tentang memberi ruang dan masa, 2 hari kemudian dia text lagi "Hey. Sorry ganggu. Nak tanya u, joint dekat siku and shoulder I rasa kering2. Apa I kena buat? Nak workout rasa tak selesa" So iols rekomenlah kan glucosamine and fish oil. And then dia buat loyar buruk pasal fish oil capsule, "Telan terus, jgn pecah dalam mulut sudah" Iols memang tak bolehlah berkomunikasi dengan dia ni, I found him more and more annoying.  "Mcm mana blh pecah pakcik oi. Telan je bukan kunyah" "Mana tau, tersangkut masa nak telan tu ke..then tergigit terus. Sedangkan lidah dan gigi pun berselisih." Whatever. So iols abaikan and tak yah la reply kan. Annoying. Daripada iols bergaduh, marah, baik ...

Hidup CPPS sangat penuh dengan drama sekarang. Masalahnya drama-drama ni bukannya masalah CPPS tetapi masalah orang sekeliling yang membawa drama dan menyerabutkan kepala hotak iols. I've got lots of stories to tell but let me start with the most annoying person at the moment. Tak lain tak bukan, si emotional vampire / si mabuk cinta /si CLINGY BIJJJ(i). Sila click di link untuk membaca drama dia. Dia ni kan, CPPS tak tau la apa masalah dia ni. Emosi drama tak habis-habis. Masalahnya uols tu lelaki. Lelaki yang sepatutnya lebih rasional, lebih bijak menangani emosi dan lebih kuat daripada wanita yang lemah tetapi cantik seperti CPPS. KAHHHHH. Tapi dunia ni dah terbalik kot. Sekarang perempuan lebih berdikari dan kuat. hehe By the way, drama terbaru si bengong ni. Dia ni kalau boleh setiap hari, sepanjang masa nak text iols. Bila lambat reply, dia akan send text bertubi-tubi. Bukan setakat whatsapp, kat Instagram pulak, dia akan PM iols send quote la, gambar la a...

The other day, me and my group of friends were whatsapping during work. Shhhhhh... But then who doesn't nowadays? I'm sure you have at least one work-related Whatsapp group right? The rule of no phones during work does not apply in our current work situation. Another cons of technology is that it causes work to permeates our personal life easily. But that topic is for another day. What I would like to poret about today is how we kill ourselves with social expectations or how social expectations kill us. Depends on how you look at it.  Naturally, we were talking about marriage and weddings. Among the four of us, only one was married. Another 3 are modern, career woman who don't give an Ffff about being married by certain age. But then, we are living in a "caring" society. People around us kept asking when are we going to settle down like the rest of our friends. "Bila nak kahwin? Umur dah meningkat. Nanti tak laku. Susah nak dapat anak. N...