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Ayam Masak Lemak KuCiliApikan Mulut Kau

Masakan dan makanan famili iols banyak dipengaruhi unsur-unsur masakan Cina dan Dayak. Yang sudah tentunya kurang berempah dan tidak pedas, terutamanya masakan Cina. Bolehlah juga disimpulkan yang orang Sarawak tidak ramai yang makan pedas. 14 tahun CPPS menetap secara berkala di tanah semenanjung ni, lidah dan selera makan iols pun mengalami proses adaptasi. Iols lebih menggemari makanan yang sangat kaya dengan perisa, berempah, pedas.  You know, where the flavors explode in your mouth? Wow explode kauuu. Antara makanan yang mempunyai ciri tersebut adalah masakan India, Melayu, Indonesia, Thai. Di Malaya ni jugaklah iols belajar untuk makan tempeh. Gila sedap i tell chuuuu. Lagi sedap kalau digoreng sambal dengan ikan bilis dan kacang. Perlahan-lahan iols belajar la masak makanan-makanan ni apabila mood rajin mengizinkanlah ye. Kalau mood malas, masak air pun malas. Tapi masak makan sendiri je lah. Bila balik kampung, masak masakan ni semua, famili iols tak makan...

I Love You. PUIKK!

Omg uols, banyaknya orang gila kurang kasih sayang dalam dunia ni kan uols. Kalau gila meroyan tak susahkan orang takpe, ni menyusahkan orang lepas tu tak boleh tengok orang hidup senang. Baik terjun KLCC. Inilah yang orang cakap, small-small don't die, big big make people life hard. Cerita pasal apa ni CPPS? Tak lain tak bukan si mental clingy bij tu la. Tak habis-habis dengan cerita sedih dia. Victim syndrome tak habis-habis. konon mayah ni jahat, maki dia, kutuk dia. Iols rasa bukan Mayah ni jahat, dia yang psycho sebenarnya. 7th April anta emoticon sedih, iols ignore. 3 jam kemudian anta emoticon heartbroken,  "I down sangat you" Akhirnya iols reply setelah berminggu bagi silent treatment kat dia. "Dah kenapa?" "People are fake you know that? Kenapa orang macam tu u? Acah baik depan2 tapi hipokrit. Make you fell worthless" "Apa cerita?" "Mayah. Cakap dulu kat i date haram la ape la. Acah-acah. I fall in ...

Oops Moment At Work

Moment oopss ni bukanlah terjadi kat iols tetapi rakan sekerja iols. SOO FUNNEEEHHHH bagi weols lah. Bagi dia, boleh mendatangkan serangan sakit jantung dan keadaan ketiak basah. Cuak gila.  But still super funny to the rest of us. Nak dijadikan cerita, iols mintaklah tolong colleague ni, kita namakan dia Syaz, scan dokumen yang berkaitan dengan kerja ke PC dia. Daripada PC dia tu, dia emailkan kat iols la kan. Kebetulan pulak, nama iols sama dengan CEO syarikat. CEO kitorang ni pulak jenis no-nonsense, Iron Lady gitu kan. Si Syaz pulak confident tahap gaban main letak je la kan email address nak send tu. Tak check pun. Tunggu punya tunggu takde pulak masuk inbox ai email tu. "Eh Syaz, dah email ke document tadi tu kat I?" "Dah laaa." "Eh apsal takde pun." sambil iols dok refresh-refresh email. "Jap I check." kata Syaz. "ALAMAKKKKKKK. I HANTAR KAT CEO! MACAM MANA NIIII?!!?" Syaz dah macam nak nangis, ketiak bas...

Hi Papak, How Are You?

This was a picture taken at Kuching Airport when my dad sent me off to KL for my degree in UM. He must have been very proud of me. i wonder if he is proud of the choices I made and where I am today. This was in 2004, just 2 years before he passed away. Looking at this pic only I realized that he looked quite thin. The other day, I was seating alone among the lunch crowd in a cafetaria when a middle age man, probably in his late 50s sat a table opposite me. He was dressed casually in jeans and shirt, carrying a backpack. Slowly sipping his hot tea and eating some kueh from a plastic bag. And this thought suddenly enters my mind "If my dad is still around, he would definitely look like that having his tea and  while running around doing his business." Just a few days ago, this memory of a moment came up. It was years ago when I was home for my semester break. It was teatime and I was being ambitious making kuih lapis and popia goreng. My dad flips open the tudung ...