Jelly Belli

Paling puaka dari syaitan adalah  manusia  bertopengkan  puaka. Mulut-mulut puaka sentiasa ada dimana-mana. It's true that we shouldn't care about what people think of us but it's funny how people always assumed the worst of you. It is also true that what they think of something reflects what is going on in their life/head. Ni Cik Panda nak cerita la manusia-manusia bermulut puaka yang iols pernah jumpa dalam hidup Cik Panda ni. Zaman jahiliah Cik Panda dulu, Cik Panda berbadan gempal. Dah la gemok, hitam, hodoh plak tu. Cacian dan kutukan sudah menjadi makanan ruji iols la. So nak dijadikan cerita, bila sambung belajar jauh dari famili, badan iols semakin hari semakin susut sebab homesick, stress and busy study disamping mula mementingkan penampilan.  Suatu hari tu, sampailah ke telinga iols, satu cerita yang kurang sedap didengar pasal kenapa iols kurus tapi boobies maintain. Paling bikin panas sebab cerita ni keluar dari mulut saudara sendiri. "Alah ...

Salam sejahtera, salam satu Malaysia, salam perpaduan dan selamat menunaikan ibadah puasa kepada rakan taulan, pembaca-pembaca yang beragama Islam. Bulan puasa ini dimohon jangan puaka sangat Cik Pandaporet takpe la uols, memang azali berpuaka.  So what happened after the last entry? adakah masih gigih bertinder dan ngedate? No no no. Cik Panda dalam sebulan tu bagaikan dilanda ribut, jiwa kacau, terasa seperti sudah menopause. At one point, I was really sad and feeling shitty. My bodyguards voiced their concern and urged me to tell them what's wrong with me. I just don't know how or what to say. So, Cik Panda pun tutup lampu, berjalan perlahan-lahan ke arah esbok, lalu duduk di belakang esbok until I'm ready to face the world again. So when I got out from behind esbok, I went on a date with this guy who I clicked with immediately. And the fact that he's a rich man's son who drove Mercedez Hatchback is definitely a bonus. heh. Begini rasanya naik k...