Oh My Your Boobies!

"Wow. What happen to your boobs? They have grown"

*insert a wink and a smirk*

"Did you get a regular 'massage'? Ahem. You know like, from a guy?"

*insert double wink*

"You main ehhhh?"

*Insert muka sangap*

Dude, come on la. Teori siapa yang bengong sangat tu.

Oh you know la which theory that says whenever a girl's boobs gets bigger it's because the boobies got massaged and sucked on regularly. 

Pardon the language.

Ni mesti teori orang sangap mana ntah. Nampak sangat kan diorang tu tak faham Biologi tubuh perempuan. Ponteng kelas biologi ke chuols?

Kemonlaaahhhh.

Kalau teori tu betul, industri boob job dah lama gulung tikar. Did you see them going bankrupt? No right. In fact they grow stronger year by year.

Even if massaging the breast can enlarge them, I doubt a lot of guys will know the CORRECT technique to do it. 

*insert smirk*

Eleh setakat ramas-ramas, uli-uli tu bukan mengurut pun. Ingat macam nak buat roti ke uli-uli, ramas-ramas. Adoiyaii.

A breast massage, if it induces arousal, may result in an increase in breast size by as much as 50%. This is temporary though, and is not a consequence of pressure, just blood flow. They eventually go back to normal.

If it's true sucking does increases the size, a lot of breastfeeding mothers would have bigger boobs. 

Talking about breastfeeding and breast size, I have a story from few years back.

A lady in her late 30's come to me, looking all worried and asked if I have anything for breast firming and enlargement.

"Akak menyusu anak tau tapi sekarang dah berenti dah. Tapi lepas tu breast akak ni makin kecik, apa pun takde dah and tak tegang macam dulu dah. Akak risau sebab laki akak pun suruh akak cepat-cepat carik produk nak bagi naik balik."

Aihhh. Rasa kesian ada, rasa nak tampar laki akak tu pun ada. 

Your cup size increases in these condition:

1. Breast implant -  extra airbag
2. Pregnancy - they need to grow to produce milk
3. YOU GOT FAT - breast tissue are made up of fat tissue. That's why when you lose weight, most of the time, you reduce your cup size too.

Number 1 and 2 is not likely to happen in my case so yeah my boobs got bigger because I got fat. Kahhhhh!

Bravo fat cells for going to the right places. Mamma taught you well.